Today, I was walking down the street when a homeless man asked me for some spare change. I told him I didn't have any. I then tripped. Not only spilling the soda I was drinking all over myself, but also spilling the spare change I had from buying it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a concert and the guy who was selling the drinks tripped and fell down the stairs, landing on the floor next to me and the drinks went all over. I went to make sure he was okay and helped pick up the drinks. After assuring me he was okay, he gave me a free soda. It exploded. FML
Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents' house during my walk of shame, I fell down the stairs, spilling cherry coke all over myself, their walls, and the carpet. FML
Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML
Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML
Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML
Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML
Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for money in a train station bathroom. When I told him I had no money he left. He then returned only to pour a bottle full of urine on my head while I was in the stall. I use a metro card. I honestly had no money. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML
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Top comments
hk_fml 9
oh come on. How many of you guys ignore the hobo when you walk down the street? A lot of them buy drugs and booze with it anyway
d101_fml 0
Bloody homeless people, spending their money on drugs and alcohol!!!.......Exactly what I do with my money. What do you expect them to do with your spare change? Save up, buy a coffee table from Ikea to go in their cardboard living room???
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Comments (205)
enfpftw 0
hate to tell ya but karma's a bitch, hun.
elisabeth96 0
ha. that's karma for you.
latuka 0
you guys are so rude (#11) why not just completely ignore them and keep walking rather than lying or saying yup and keep walking?! wtf! #31 took the words right out of my mouth.
latuka 0
and nickles and dimes aren't gonna get you any drugs. them things are expensive. and im guessing this is all taking place in the U.S? cuz when I was there, I bought a homeless dude some sandwiches and canned beans. he threw the shit back at me and said if you are gonna buy me something, let it at least contain alcohol! but outside the western world, in developing countries its very unlikely its the person's fault that they are homeless. so i always give them something. But in the States.. I duno, I'd rather give money to a legit organization, or buy the homeless food or something like that. OP: you just got OWNED!
misterniceguy_fml 0
karma baby, karma.
crashdevil666 0
KKKKAAAAARRRRMMMMMAAA it will hunt you down....
woeisme 0
wow what's up with all these people getting owned after they refuse to give money to the homeless?
Nakedsquirrel 5
Kinda both an FML and deserving it. Shoulda been watching where you stepped to avoid tripping, but I get annoyed easily by people begging for money and I always refuse them (with a "sorry, I don't have any") when 9/10 times I happen to have cash on me.
Cottoncandii 0
Maybe thats karma screaming in your ear.
thetr00per 0
if that's not karma, i dont know what is