Today, I was walking down the street when a homeless man asked me for some spare change. I told him I didn't have any. I then tripped. Not only spilling the soda I was drinking all over myself, but also spilling the spare change I had from buying it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a concert and the guy who was selling the drinks tripped and fell down the stairs, landing on the floor next to me and the drinks went all over. I went to make sure he was okay and helped pick up the drinks. After assuring me he was okay, he gave me a free soda. It exploded. FML
Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents' house during my walk of shame, I fell down the stairs, spilling cherry coke all over myself, their walls, and the carpet. FML
Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML
Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML
Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML
Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML
Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for money in a train station bathroom. When I told him I had no money he left. He then returned only to pour a bottle full of urine on my head while I was in the stall. I use a metro card. I honestly had no money. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML
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Top comments
hk_fml 9
oh come on. How many of you guys ignore the hobo when you walk down the street? A lot of them buy drugs and booze with it anyway
d101_fml 0
Bloody homeless people, spending their money on drugs and alcohol!!!.......Exactly what I do with my money. What do you expect them to do with your spare change? Save up, buy a coffee table from Ikea to go in their cardboard living room???
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Comments (205)
EarthGipsi 0
wow. Karma is a bitch.
mmmfallon 0
u bitch
hansbaby 0
selfish ****
hansbaby 0
YDI for being selfish
mylifepwnz 0
karma bigtime
jawjuhh 6
And I wonder how many of these people calling him selfish, actually give up their spare change?
miss2kute31 0
I don't know OPs reason for not giving change, maybe its for selfish purposes or maybe it could be my same reason on why I wouldn't. Many crackheads and heroin addicts disguise themselves as bums just to make them look homeless so that way they can take people's money and buy drugs with it.
KaitlynKat 0
How is it her fault? I wouldn't give a random homeless man money either.
PurpleBananas11 1
You should've just given what little you could've. Karma(:
xrudeboyrock 29
I thumbed you down mostly for that backwards smiley, ugh.
drthunderbolt 4
Alot of you talk about homeless people who spent all their money on drugs and alcohol, sometimes it's not true, what about kids who got kicked out of their home? LA has lots of kids who came here to make it big and have to live on the streets. and what if someone you knew became homeless? The Ignorance these days...