Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML
Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML
Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML
Today, I was grounded by my mom because I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. FML
Today, my mom lost an argument and tried to ground me. I’m 43 years-old and own my own house, so yes, she actually tried to tell me to stay grounded in my own house. FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML
Today, I got yelled at by my mother for making noise after midnight. What was the noise? The microwave as I made something to eat. I work the night shift and had just come home from work, and I'm the only person in this house with a job. Apparently, me not paying her overdue bills cancels that out. FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my parents threatened to take away my college funds. Why? Because I complained about my 10 pm curfew during break as a freshman in college. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
mylifeisgreat9 13
Kick them out. They seem like terrible people
friedpwnadge 25
Threaten to give them a curfew if they insist on insulting you in your own home.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (62)
wafflefriez91 17
Ground her instead. Since she lives in your house.
iamthunder 4
Are you writing this from your room?
Shadow1290 4
That's when you say to stay out of your personal life or get out. Respect your privacy (nicer though). It's not right and, considering they're living with you, they should respect you and your privacy.
ChuckNorris2 4
Ground them.
blackwidowtaco 31
sounds like its time for your mom to get a job, and gtfo of your house.
bwalter97 2
Your username is "mommasboy" what do you expect?
Wildghost123 13
they have no right to ground you in your own home.
fantasyworld 39
Put them in the old folks home.
MrZed_fml 11
Kick them out and tell them to get their own house
lucasj23 11
I think this is so funny. obviously your mother can't do a thing so I really wouldn't worry about it.