Today, an attention-seeking weirdo who thinks she's my friend asked me who was going to be the maid of honour at my wedding. Knowing what she was really asking, I said I just want a small, non-fancy wedding without bridesmaids. She broke down into a sobbing mess in front of me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I rang up a good friend to ask her to be one of the two bridesmaids at my upcoming wedding. Before I could ask, she let me know that she would not be attending my wedding, as, "Weddings are expensive, so I'm not attending ones for people that are just acquaintances." FML
Today, I asked my best friend why she didn't ask our other best friend Anna to be a bridesmaid in her wedding. She said, "She's too pretty. I need ugly bridesmaids to make me look better." I am the maid of honor. FML
Today, I overheard my best friend laughing and calling my fiance lame and stupid, all because he proposed to me with a bouquet instead of a ring. And here I was about to ask if she would be my maid of honor… FML
Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML
Today, my sister backed out of my wedding because it was becoming too much about me. After I begged her to reconsider, I had no choice but to pick a new bridesmaid. When my new bridesmaid posted on Facebook how excited she was, my sister commented, "See, you made HER feel special." FML
Today, my best friend informed me that I could not be her maid of honour because I "wasn't as pretty as the other bridesmaids" and she wanted her wedding photos to have "consistency". FML
Today, one of my closest friends informed me that she wasn't going to invite me to her wedding, because I'm too shy and not enough fun, and she doesn't want her 200 or so guests to feel uncomfortable. I was the one who set the happy couple up. FML
Today, I admitted to my best friend that I was having second thoughts about getting married and was probably going to break up with him. Unfortunately, my fiance's daughter, who I absolutely adore, overheard the conversation and threw a huge screaming tantrum asking why I didn't want to be her mommy anymore. FML
Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML
Today, I was the Maid of Honor at my friend's wedding. Months earlier, we had a bitter fight, but she picked out a beautiful dress for me and I thought we were past it. When I began speaking, the lights changed to a weird brightness and my friend snickered. My dress was completely see-through. FML
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UnidentifiedFun 37
That sucks and is awkward. However if you're going to call her an attention seeking weirdo, you might as well tell her straight up that you don't want to be friends instead of sugar coating things and 'leading her on,' per se.
nourHERE 15
She sounds lonely... still though no excuse to make such a scene and put you in an awkward situation
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Comments (42)
sietseld 13
I find it strange that you are going out of your way to lie to her. Why are you leading her on like that? Just say "so and so is my maid of honor".
simongren 5
OP, are you even engaged yet? I'm only asking because I knew two young girls in Junior High who stopped being friends because one was planning on eloping if she ever got married and the other couldn't handle it that she wouldn't be 'maid of honor'.
corky1992 33
That's what she gets. It's rude for people to ask those question and basically say they want to be a part of the special day. if the bride doesn't ask you, then don't ask.
sarcasmismyno1 22
She would not have asked if you had not somehow given her the impression that it was a possibility. Time to take some responsibility and cut the cord if you don't consider her a friend.
purple_duck88 6
I would usually be skeptical, too. Though, knowing what kind of bat shit crazy people out there, I think there is the possibility she gave no impression this person would be in the wedding party
Tomryan279 10
Tell her the wedding is in Antarctica on a specific date and tell her she can if she and a penguin can be your maid of honor
fantasyworld 39
You need to put your foot down and tell her that you don't want to be her friend. If that doesn't work, avoid her as much as you can.