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United States
WTF Mom?
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
uetlqdja
United States
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
AL
United States
Today, my mom is marrying my ex boyfriend's dad. The same ex boyfriend who I caught cheating on me with my sister. Family gatherings are going to be such a joy! FML
MySisterIsA
Unacceptable
Today, my ex-husband and the woman he left me for, also known as my sister, are getting married. On my birthday. My mom is gleefully helping plan the wedding. She seriously sees nothing wrong, and tells me to “stop being a Bitter Betty and be happy for your sister.” FML
Anonymous
Pishgaman, Iran, Islamic Republic of
Mix up
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Anonymous
Aurora, United States
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
xkal174
United States
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
guy
Port Coquitlam, Canada
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Jessica
United Kingdom
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
still together
Keansburg, United States
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
keerah
Sacramento, United States
Unloveable
Today, I came to find out that each person I've ever dated was either set up by my dad or by my sister. I'm fuming. FML
Top comments
Andr913 13
Your family is ****** up. Especially your mom.
peptidoglycan 4
Keeping it in the family, I see...
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Comments (133)
rillastyle 1
Way to keep in contact with your family As bad as it is Im sure they didn't start dating yesterday
Jessicaa16 1
Damn I am so sorry! Thats awful.
lissyplz 0
I'm sorry OP, that's a rough spot :(
FMLCaseyFML 0
Threesome!!! 3sum = the more the cum. ::3
miadolcevita 6
Yayy for family gatherings and holidays!
BellaRose22 1
Now there is an awkward situation... I'm assuming your sister and mom are aware you were dating him? So much for blood is thicker than water. Hopefully you two weren't dating for 2 years +
hiddenpoet 0
Well I'd alienate them
wriptidez 0
he wanted to try both
whoyou2 0
I feel bad for you, OP.
igive 29
Here is what you do: 1.give a speech on their wedding day about the "fun times" between you and the ex. 2. Casually invite all get exes. 3.
igive 29
Her not,get. Damn page didn't let me finish my post! And finally, 3. spike the punch with laxatives.