Today, my coworker and I announced that we are spending our holidays together, because we both have kids. My boss then announced that he's coming with us. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my 2 week Christmas vacation my boss was talking about wasn't for this year, but 2010. I spent the day with my husband cancelling flights to Florida, and explaning to my 8 year old why we were not going to Disney World. FML
Today, I got back from a holiday to find that my coworkers had prepared a “Welcome Back!” surprise. I pretended to be excited, only for them to awkwardly whisper that it was intended for another coworker, who was on her way back from maternity leave the same morning. FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, it's Christmas day. Normally, I'd be spending it with family. However, my boss decided everyone has to work today, despite the fact that there's enough people who want to work to run the place. Apparently it's "fairer" if we all have to do it - except him. FML
Today, I was told I would also be covering some of my boss's shifts next week. She gets to go on a vacation to Europe with the bonus we earned her last year. That's why she was tightening our deadlines to the point where some of the employees had to hire babysitters for their children so we could stay at work. FML
Today, my boss joined me on my vacation, to "make sure I actually went". FML
Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML
Today, I flew my wife, myself and three kids to pay a surprise visit to my parents who were going to be alone for Christmas. When we arrived, we found out they decided to go on vacation. We have nowhere to go. FML
Today, my boss announced that instead of holiday bonuses being on the cards, the company is going under and we'll all be out of a job next year. FML
Today, I swapped a shift so I didn't have to work on New Year's Eve. An hour later, I realized I didn't have anyone to spend it with. I swapped it back. I'll be ringing in the New Year with my boss. FML
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hard_candy 25
since you announced it, I'm coming along too.
HarshD9619 34
Horrible Bosses 3
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Comments (85)
hard_candy 25
*sssssspecial little ssssssnowflake
hard_candy 25
dammit i meant to reply to my own thread, directed at number 63!
Fas4wd 13
Why does anyone feel the need to announce anything?
SpazTheGreat 14
So what covered dish should I bring?
raichu23154 10
your boss most like you ;-)
BeachGirl27 23
I wanna come too, with my party attitooooooood! Seriously though mate, FYL, that really sucks.
Fou_Lou 20
You say not you cant come. Dont give him any details where you stay if you go away or dont let him into the house if you´re together at one of your homes.
papabear88 6
better pray he doesn't announce the company CEO
brendanr16 18
It's like The Office
sallygee 9
well that sounds awkward.