Today, my coworker and I announced that we are spending our holidays together, because we both have kids. My boss then announced that he's coming with us. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my 2 week Christmas vacation my boss was talking about wasn't for this year, but 2010. I spent the day with my husband cancelling flights to Florida, and explaning to my 8 year old why we were not going to Disney World. FML
Today, I got back from a holiday to find that my coworkers had prepared a “Welcome Back!” surprise. I pretended to be excited, only for them to awkwardly whisper that it was intended for another coworker, who was on her way back from maternity leave the same morning. FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, it's Christmas day. Normally, I'd be spending it with family. However, my boss decided everyone has to work today, despite the fact that there's enough people who want to work to run the place. Apparently it's "fairer" if we all have to do it - except him. FML
Today, I was told I would also be covering some of my boss's shifts next week. She gets to go on a vacation to Europe with the bonus we earned her last year. That's why she was tightening our deadlines to the point where some of the employees had to hire babysitters for their children so we could stay at work. FML
Today, my boss joined me on my vacation, to "make sure I actually went". FML
Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML
Today, I flew my wife, myself and three kids to pay a surprise visit to my parents who were going to be alone for Christmas. When we arrived, we found out they decided to go on vacation. We have nowhere to go. FML
Today, my boss announced that instead of holiday bonuses being on the cards, the company is going under and we'll all be out of a job next year. FML
Today, I swapped a shift so I didn't have to work on New Year's Eve. An hour later, I realized I didn't have anyone to spend it with. I swapped it back. I'll be ringing in the New Year with my boss. FML
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hard_candy 25
since you announced it, I'm coming along too.
HarshD9619 34
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Comments (85)
mike552_fml 2
Michael Scott?
amazinghermit 14
Happy Holidays! Maybe it was a joke? If it isnt just put in charge of the kids and drink wine all night!
KayDee29 31
is your boss named Michael Scott?
am_bugg 20
You could just lie and say that you and your coworker changed your minds and decided not to go but go anyway.
cartedor 18
your boss is hilarious and very thick skinned
Hash13 13
I sniff a certain Michael Scott.
yerrkiddingme 2
Hahahahaha Michael Scott!
justthinkalittle 8
Michael from The Office, anyone?:) oops... Great minds think alike.. Jinx
Sakuraashita 15
Maybe you could tell him your flight is sold out and hope he takes the hint?
Dcm210 19
Isn't that stalking?