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fock This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Almonte, Canada

WTF is that?

Today, I had to convince my 28-year-old boyfriend to take down his booger wall. FML

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Dafuck did I just read.

And these are the sort of confessions we keep to ourselves.

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I hope the mods take this story down, because that is just ******* disgusting!!

You've got boogers too, bro. Man up.

I'm guessing you're the boyfriend?

FML should really come with a warning. I'm still eating and trying not to throw up.

What are u doing with a guy like that? o.O

So did you succeed? Or did he choose boogers over you? Blergh :S

"Tear down this wall!"

I like how the commenters are more offended by this than the OP lol

He is nasty. Dump him ASAP!!!

Turkeyhills 0

Dump his ass and run away as fast as you can, unless you had to do this because his booger wall is bigger than yours and you were getting jelous...

daisiebud 18

I used to have a booger wall when I was little... Not that I would put them there on purpose, like "I have a booger, gotta save it so I can put it on my wall!!" But it was on the side of my dresser, next to my bed, because at night when I had a cold, I would wipe my nose and then wipe the finger on my dresser side, because I didn't want to get up a hundred times during the night to get a tissue and throw it away. For the record, though, I was like seven and don't do that anymore.