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This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Almonte, Canada
WTF is that?
Today, I had to convince my 28-year-old boyfriend to take down his booger wall. FML
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spazticechidna 2
Dafuck did I just read.
plaguer 26
And these are the sort of confessions we keep to ourselves.
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Comments (124)
perdix 31
That snot good! So, how did you pull that off? Did you buy him a booger tree to store his collectible mucus?
Ungazing 7
Nothin' like a good cup of puns in the mornin'.
Enslaved 38
Little do you know, he also has a booger seat in his car.
perdix 31
Unless he's left-handed and has a booger window. In Britain, he'd have a booger seat ;)
Enslaved 38
Not true, you still keep your right hand on the wheel while your free hand does a little wandering. Ummmn not that I know anything about driving and nose picking! :P
perdix 31
Just tell me the boyfriend has long, limber arms and that the "booger seat" is one of the back ones. Please!
thiscrazything 1
He's probably also got a booger couch in the living room.
bubu93_fml 1
thats nasty
Ungazing 7
Are you certain he's 28 years old?
HITide76808 0
Atleast tell him to frame his boogers, it has more sentimental value that way. :)
Anutts 4
1guy1wall xD
tika12991 15
gag. Seriously, why is this dude still your boyfriend?
linkinpark98 24
Jesus...... That has unsanitary written all over it! BLEH!
pdp_fml 21
Time for a new boyfriend!!!
groupleader 7
You should start tearing down the wall, one nugget at a time. While he sleeps, put em in his mouth....oh wait, this fml has already been done, the guy thought his g/f was putting HER boogers in his mouth..