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fock This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Almonte, Canada

WTF is that?

Today, I had to convince my 28-year-old boyfriend to take down his booger wall. FML

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Dafuck did I just read.

And these are the sort of confessions we keep to ourselves.

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Some things you should just never admit to doing.

Are you sure you want to be with someone who is immature enough to do that?

robert76 5

I don't even want to know what a booger wall is.

I'm truly scared because you're implying you can't figure out what a ******* booger wall is.

robert76 5

Yeah, I can guess what it means with pretty good confidence. Anyone with a modicum of sense would know I meant that the obvious guess is something I prefer to deny the existence of.

I'm not a germophobe. But a "booger wall"? I'd rather be peed on.

Eh, when I was really little and someone made me mad I'd pick my nose, roll up the goods and flick it at them. I refuse to say if I still do it or not.

What the f••k

catproblems 2

And you're still with him. Wtf.

******* nasty, how are you still with him. It's a shame he lives in Ontario as I do :|

Milly_Bays 2

Ugh guys I'm trying to eat here

jayhawkchik 4

Wow, YOU sure picked a winner! Lol