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WTF is that?

Today, I had to convince my 28-year-old boyfriend to take down his booger wall. FML

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Dafuck did I just read.

And these are the sort of confessions we keep to ourselves.

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What does that even MEAN

Well, through fine analysis, we can learn some interesting things. First: OP has requested the booger wall be removed. Second: Boyfriend is 28. This signals immaturity. Third: This is an FML, so it is typically negative in nature. Fourth: Others have posted comments about its disgustingness. This suggests it's gross. Fifth: Booger wall. Walls of this manner typically display a collection. Now, with our new found knowledge, we can infer that a booger wall is most likely a gross collection of boogers that are typically made by younger people. Also, these walls are frowned upon in society.

We have to go deeper.

daisiebud 18

this comment was so much better than the original post

No one knows what it means, but it's provocative.

egc573 40

I think the wall is the one that's suffered from this situation the most, to be honest.

sexygurllolz 1

gurl you need a real man!

Bart Simpson. Treehouse.

That's why the first question I ask a new guy is: "if we get serious, will you take down your booger wall?" Oh, wait. No I don't. Because who the f*ck has one of those?!

In REAL man caves, boogers don't grow on walls.

what he likes green balls of slime

I hope he "NOSE" that' disgusting

I see what you did there.

22- LOL. Your pic.

You aren't to bright. You cheated then posted it on here. I am guessing your girlfriend also reads this. If you haven't told her she will be able to put two and two together. Which will save her from years of wondering.

Wrong spot dam

citymayer 7

I can handle puke and sometimes poop.. But omg snot, boogers and even the word mucus makes me gag. If any boyfriend of mine (or even friend!) had a "booger wall" I'd puke all over their floor and leave never to return.

Mucus. Moist mucus. Mucus Gagging yet?

I would dump him. I'd feel sick every time!