Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
Today, I finally worked up the guts to add the guy I like on Facebook. To make it less obvious, I added 15 other people as well. Everyone added me back, except him. FML
Today, I sent my crush a confession about how dearly I missed him. He replied with a thumbs up emoji. FML
Today, I sent a message to my crush saying, “Hey, how are you?” I immediately followed it up with another message that said, “Oops, wrong person,” because I panicked. Now he probably thinks I wasn’t even trying to talk to him. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML
Today, I liked one of my crush’s Instagram post from 2012 while stalking his profile. Despite me realising my mistake and un-liking the post, he immediately followed me back, and sent me a DM saying, “Wow, that’s some deep digging.” I’m now referred to as his "creepy stalker archaeologist of Instagram." FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
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lilcuti3pi389 0
Wow, no decent person would say that to someone who commented there pic, stop liking him, he sounds like a major douche. and how does he not know u if ur friends on fb? Bt yea that really does suck, sorry =/ also #3 good point.
genius_man16 1
****, I wish I had the balls to come out of the closet and ask my crush out. :(
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madelinex 0
what a ********! he's one of THOSE guys who does the whole "**** FUCKFUCK I SWEAR SO IM SOOO KEWL" gay. find someone better.
blooxxkrazi 0
He's not worth your time ^^
madelinex 0
p.s. "cool picture" is the worst thing ever. jesus.
theodivine 0
Aw. I'm sorry. :[ I know it can be hard to talk to someone you have a crush on, but once you put yourself out there, you'll be so happy you did. Going about that stuff on facebook is lame, but it's a start! P.S. This guy sounds like a douche. Find someone worthy.
ilyjg 0
first off your life is f***ed second if your gonna comment a pic of a guy you like you say cute or cute pic or damn your hot! or something like that. he's probably thinking cool pic whoo is this? that's weird.
AshleyJ 0
Ah try not to worry about it, try to introduce yourself to him, and if he isn't very nice (cuz honestly he doesnt sound very nice), then forget about it.
toxicpandemonium 0
Bummer, theres better guys out there to crush on, than on an asshole who doesnt know you.
christyreny 0
im so sorry..i dont think that guy is worth ur time tho
doleofbob 0
Even if you had actually met him and weren't just creeping on him "cool picture" is still an extremely awkward comment to make on a picture so YDI for being a stalker go out and actually meet people before you try to talk to them on the internet.
Jimmy_fml 0
so he added you, but doesn't know who you are. I hate it when people accept people without conversation. Who cares how many friends you have.