Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML
Today, at my art school, during the class my teacher left the classroom. I stood up from my seat to ask my friend something. When I sat back down, one of my guy classmates was sitting there. I sat on his lap and right at that moment my teacher came back. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML
Today, I was teaching when I saw a student leave her chair and brazenly head for the door. I clapped her on the shoulder and said, "Going somewhere, miss?" She vomited all over my pants. FML
Today, I walked into the wrong classroom, sat down, took notes for ten minutes, and only realized my mistake when the professor asked me to introduce myself and explain why I was there. I wasn’t even enrolled in the class. FML
Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML
Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML
Today, I was late for class. I have extreme social anxiety, so I quietly slipped into the huge, packed auditorium, trying to be as quiet as possible. When I was almost to my seat, I accidentally kicked a teacher's coffee down the steps. The entire class looked at me and some clapped. FML
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FeelMuchBetter 0
Hope you learned a lesson. You shouldn't judge your teachers by rumor anyway. Most people, if they get an A, think the teacher rocks, if they don't get the grade they want, the teacher is horrible.
munnzx 0
can't you differentiate students and professors?
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Comments (39)
mushkitoes 7
Reminds me a bit of a Fresh Prince of Bel Air episode. However, you totally deserved it.
Carlie_McCartney 1
Congratulations, you just failed the semester :)
lannap 4
That akward moment....
anothermohammad 10
Awesome
Objectofdespair 1
I lol'd so hard!!!! Sorry but thanx for the laugh
hannnahmarie 14
Wooow. That's all I have to say.
jimbob_76592 5
Just hook up with her and get a good grade
katertott 44
-And now we know why she gets that way.
dabears1011234 27
She was probably just like "well **** you too dug"
fantasyworld 39
Wow.