Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML
Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML
Today, my best friend broke up with her partner. In retaliation, he got drunk and stole my car, then crashed it into a neighbour's house. Then after dealing with the police who didn't arrest him, he and my best friend made up and went to bed. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML
Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two and a half years left me. To clear my head I decided to go for a drive. My car broke down on the way. The only mechanic I have ever used and trusted with my car is my boyfriend. Yes, I had to call him. FML
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Top comments
lndala 15
OP, your boyfriend is crazy and you're lucky to be rid of him
your_ma 27
Sounds like he's kind of a dick anyway. You're better off on your own than with someone like him
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Comments (89)
Tim2415 16
What a jerk!
Zerzzer 6
OP, it's fine. You seem like a girl that deserves better and maybe he just looked for something small to break up with you for
stevothedevo 25
He sounds paranoid..
lonelyman36 12
Wow, what a paranoid idiot...
sped4me 11
Sounds like you are better off without him. Even though it probably hurts, someone who really loves you will come along.
Jessie2410 15
I guess I don't quite understand, how were you arguing if you had to drive past his house? I suppose on the phone or Internet, but that's a little weird isn't it? Especially when you apparently do live in driving distance and could have just talked to him face to face and avoided this whole misunderstanding.
sexaaydino 14
He sounds like the psycho one in your relationship
baba01_fml 17
Naturally your best friend this week happens to live right across the street from him!
finch01 18
he knows your best friend lives across the street right?if not his not a keeper
westboundcali 13
Why didn't she just go to your house?