Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML
Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I really like. Midway through dinner, I felt something stuck in my teeth and, trying to be discreet, attempted to remove it. In the process, I flicked a piece of food across the table and it landed in his drink. He looked at it, then at me, then sighed. FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store. The bag boy seemed to be flirting with me and smiling. He had to be half my age. Once in the car I glimpsed myself in the rear view mirror. I had chocolate completely covering one of my front teeth. FML
Today, I talked to my crush for half an hour. It wasn't until I was home that I realised I had some remains of the sausage roll I ate an hour earlier spread all over my teeth. FML
Today, I was at a job conference. At lunch, I saw this stunning guy. At dessert time, I coughed so much that the piece of chocolate cake in my mouth went straight onto his glasses. I think it's too late to introduce myself now. FML
Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML
Today, I overheard coworkers talking about someone showing up with lettuce or something in their teeth. I laughed and joked it “could never be me.” Later, in the bathroom mirror, I discovered I’d had the same exact green blob stuck between my front teeth for hours. FML
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sweeetboy 5
he's hungry!
RyanMacVey 17
do you have braces? ...coz they are the worst for getting food stuck in... cant even count how many times something like that has happened to me
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Comments (114)
mattmalin11 0
Put a Gatling gun between your teeth, and next time you see him, let him make you smile... he won't try to embarrass you any more.... And as a plus, he'll know you can fit large things in your mouth!
The_Weirdo 10
"Sigh"
Lights_Out_fml 6
You tried too hard to be funny..
heartbrakej 0
what was stuck in your teeth?
OCDC 9
A huge piece of food.
mahomie97 7
doesn't really matter, it's embarassing Anyways:D
trixy81 10
well he was laughing so hopefully he thought you were cute-goofy
ChuckNorrisBeard 0
maybe he didnt notice the food...wait, who am I kidding. the only reason he was talking to you was because of the food stuck there. sorry anyway OP fyl
LikeaPRESIDENT 0
I doubt your chuck norris's beard because he's not a captain obvious
RyanMacVey 17
word*
jonathan6773 5
Most likely he didn't care. Try Colgate Wisp... It's a pre packaged toothbrush on the go. So you could use it anywhere.
ThorneCrossed 9
what kind of food was it?
HoeFoShow 0
corn?
promisekept 2
broccoli?
penguinonastairc 0
****?
Quest_ 13
Today, I was flirting with this hot girl at work. She laughed loudly at one of my jokes. In doing so she revealed **** covering her teeth. It created a stringy cheese effect between her uppers and lowers. MLIG
LikeaPRESIDENT 0
:o :(
ThorneCrossed 9
I enjoy it as well. I'll try working the word ****** into all of my comments from now on
Saltime 0
I'm inspired now. I think I'll slip "Mangina" into my comments here and there. Actually, no. That's ******* gross.