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WMD FML

Today, I used the restrooms at the shopping mall. The cleaning lady stepped in after me, immediately turned around and very demonstratively started spraying air freshener. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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That stinks.

what has this world come to when you're judged for taking a dump x . x

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And this means your life is ******? Maybe lay off of the burritos next time.. This should be an fml for the cleaning lady lol

UpsidedownKayak 9

This is a stinky shituation. OP, I am sure you embarrASSed by her actions, butt it's not like her shit don't stink.

Learn how to shit flowers.

TaylorTotsYumm 10

You should have looked at her and left a rotten fart, as you walked away.

that poor cleaning lady.

Pandora9321 0

It's not all about you. everyone else made it stink too.

am i the only one who can take a dump at home

So are you telling me you take shitbrakes??

haha that's funny. was the cleaning lady Mexican?

Me_iz_a_Bboy 0

Probably Somalian.

AMAZINashleigh 6

I'm terrified of public restrooms.

I. could never take a dump In a public washroom it's nasty

Y'know, you're not supposed to do it in the sinks.

Bubblerider 3

...what makes you think she wants to? haha xD