Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Netherlands
WMD FML
Today, I used the restrooms at the shopping mall. The cleaning lady stepped in after me, immediately turned around and very demonstratively started spraying air freshener. FML
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DahkLohd 4
That stinks.
Casrein 0
what has this world come to when you're judged for taking a dump x . x
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rmsully8 0
nice going
sugarr0babby0 0
huh?
silinawashere 0
hahaha ydi for taking a shit in public
TXjuggalo972 6
how was that nice going you just wanted to be first
Florence_ 0
Juggalos can all burn.
mamamiaaa_fml 12
21-Ever heard of sarcasm? no? oh okay.
Taq_fml 0
Mamamiaaa, your comments crack me up!
ipod_addict 0
owned. but that's why you dont turn so fast
Fenteliman 0
....Turn so fast? I don't get it.
ipod_addict 0
yeah I just realized I misread this FML.
unclepester 0
lboogghigiyuuiiiIloilo
mylifesucksserio 15
smelly shit
DahkLohd 4
That stinks.
ipwnlosers 4
How can you tell... you have no nose... (haha sorry but I had to do that stupid "joke")
KFCkoolaidWaterm 0
Haha^^. But seriously, don't make fun of Voldemort's nose; it's purely just an example of rhinoplasty gone wrong... Anyways, OP is nasty! Why would you go to a public bathroom and take a really bad crap? Do you not realize all the bacteria when you flush in a public bathroom goes up into the air? That's gross. Do it at home where you can have your toilet seat down while you flush.
Casrein 0
what has this world come to when you're judged for taking a dump x . x
TomPusslicker 21
id be like ' yeah, i did that.' take pride in your work.
starile 20
That's when you laugh at the cleaning lady's misery. After all, you dropped a bomb for this very purpose >:)
amerwin 3
How about a courtesy flush? It's bound to stink up the place if you just let it mellow while you wipe for eternity.
sadistmonkey 19
Waste water much?
smashgrab 0
I make it a point to give courtesy flushes when I'm forced to use a public bathroom. I don't want to smell my shit, so I won't force an innocent bystander to smell it either. It's just doing the right thing. Besides, it's not like you are running the sink for hours, it doesn't waste much water.
TerrorDollie 0
FHL! She has to smell that while she cleans!
satomi_ishida 0
Lol OP, least you haven't done what some sick women do in public restrooms. Oh the horrors that have been left behind~
ImaginaryFoe 1
If you didn't know shit stinks before now, FYL and YDI.
RedPillSucks 33
The more you go, the more you know.