Today, I watched my best friend get married to the guy I have been in love with since the eighth grade. I was the maid of honor, and had to give a toast to the couple. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I watched my best friend get married. I then watched her completely ignore my maid of honor speech, because she was messing with the lights behind us. FML
Today, I had to sit through the wedding of my best friend and the love of my life, and pretend to be happy for them. FML
Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML
Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML
Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML
Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML
Today, my best friend told me she's been in love with me for over 4 years. I'm getting married to the man of my dreams in a month and she's supposed to be my bridesmaid. "Awkward" doesn't even begin to describe our friendship right now. FML
Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML
Today, I married my best friend in the whole world at a small romantic venue. By that I mean I married my actual best mate while completely hammered at a drive-through wedding chapel. My fiancée is gonna kill me when she finds out. FML
Today, I get to see my best friend and love of my life of two years marry the man she loves. Back then, I lied and told her I was gay to avoid her finding out my feelings for her. FML
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myexsucks 0
...sounds like a plot to a romantic comedy....
I_am_stupid_also 6
That's called infatuation. It's not love.
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Comments (197)
zargon 1
Believe me, that's not love. I know this one from experience. At any rate, you should have done something about it! Consider this one a life lesson.
chiefali 0
Yo. You're an idiot. Since gr.8? What's that, at least eight years since you knew the guy and you haven't said anything to him about how you love him? Honestly, step up. That's just pathetic.
moriah 0
Wow. Cry about it. Try being happy for your friend...you know..the girl he actually likes.
badabing94 0
say she picked a great man
too_much_fun 0
Wow, everyone is being so mean about it! If your feelings are true, this is one of the saddest FMLs there is. Way worse than a simple embarrassing moment like most of these are. :(
zargon 1
We're not being mean, just truthful. I mean, besides the part where she really should have womanned up and done something about her feelings, and the part where she should be happy for her friend, and happy for the man she supposedly loves, she has not been in love with him since the eighth grade and, quite frankly, probably isn't now. She seriously needs to realize all of this right about now.
blarney 0
don't worry. they can always divorce you know.
moonlight_daze 8
LMAO! Win.
doomking10 0
Fake. I've seen this same exact story on the internet for years. Except it's longer and more in depth.
0 3
This sort of thing happens all the time, to many people...
ToonAddict 0
That blows but that's what happens when you don't grow a backbone and speak up. You're screwed for the rest of your life involving him and your best friend.
Mnemic 6
Heh, I've been in kinda the same situation. Sucks big time! :(
LadyinPurple 0
it does sound like to plot to a romantic comedy. but seriously though, since the 8th grade...he must have been some kid.