Today, I knocked over and broke one of two very expensive wine bottles. As I was using the mop to clean it up, the handle knocked over and broke the other. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I dropped a $400 bottle of wine while trying to get the cork out. FML
Today, while waiting on tables at work, I was carrying a glass of red wine when I lost balance and spilt it everywhere. After cleaning the floor and myself up and after refilling a new glass, I did exactly the same thing again. FML
Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML
Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML
Today, at the winery, my boss proudly made a spectacle of the new, high quality bottles. After over a year of employment without breaking a bottle, I shattered three before lunch. FML
Today, I accidentally broke a vase. When I was clearing it up, I used my bare hand to sweep up the shards without thinking. I'm still fishing pieces of broken glass out of my hand. FML
Today, it was my first day at work as a waitress. The day ended with me owing my employers money, after I accidentally smashed an expensive bottle of wine on the floor. FML
Today, after sweeping up a spill, I managed to break the cupboard door. With my head. FML
Today, one of the guests I was in the middle of seating knocked an empty wine glass from the table. I assured them it was all right, and kneeled down to pick up the now broken glass. The lady insisted on helping, as far as picking the glass up and dumping the shards into my open hands. FML
Today, I tried to put a drinking glass on the top rack at the dish sink where I work, but lost my grip. The glass then fell into my coworker's face, the bridge of her nose to be exact. X-rays confirmed that I broke her nose. FML
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Top comments
JJ_V3N0M 19
This when I would just say "screw this", and go to bed with a bag of Cheetos by my side.
wanted_2_want 40
It seems like you got drunk by only looking at the bottles.
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Comments (43)
missyfiona89 28
One word- Klutz.
people_annoy_me 23
Well done...
KiroBloodDrunk 14
You are either really unlucky, or really clumsy..
keiNan_fml 35
what a waste
d_g_Asm 7
The very definition of "alcohol abuse" . But seriously, bad day much?
james98e 15
What a smashing story!
devildog562 33
Op stop wineing about it and get a two buck chuck from bev mo.
oJoy 11
bad luck, I like wine! oh well, take it in your stride does suck though op :)
mosquito19 14
fyi, they were probably very cheap wine with huge price tag. no one can tell the difference anyway.
smokecloud_ 37
Yes, some of us can. There's good cheap wine out there, but it doesn't compare to certain pricier wines.
barbiebanker 3
Move or drink the second bottle before you start mopping....duh.