Today, we were having a family dinner with my boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen, when we were getting the food ready, he proposed. I screamed. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tased him in the leg. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I was eating with my boyfriend and his family at a high-end restaurant when, suddenly, I screamed, thinking a dog had just bitten my leg. I am terrified of dogs. I kicked my under-the-table assailant as hard as I could. It was my boyfriend's adorable five-year-old sister. FML
Today, I had dinner with my boyfriend's family. His 3-year-old nephew came running for a hug. At the last second, he darted past my arms and bit me on the ass. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to a family barbecue. I guess my dad heard him talking about the "fun" we'd be having later, because over the next two hours, he tripped my boyfriend up on concrete, threw a beer can at him, and sprayed him full-force with a water hose. All "accidentally" of course. FML
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onealmxwilson 18
"I was going to marry my girlfriend, but then I took a taser to the leg."
legitnesquik 1
Ah thats hilarious,
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Comments (180)
itsgen 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Your dad is a MAN protecting his daughter.. Why complain?
Cazz91 21
Because that man didn't take two extra seconds to actually check out what was going on before he went all Rambo on OP's BF's ass. Just because someone might be in danger doesn't mean the whole "shoot first, ask questions later" combo always works out for the benefit. That's how fatal accidents happen when you don't want it to under some situations with that type of reaction. Hopefully OP's BF got tazed at low voltages and didn't get seriously injured.
cappellaaa 23
congrats though!
HeartOfLead 24
I bet he was as shocked as you were when he proposed
Treveyon56 14
Yeah the boyfriend was more shocked than anyone.
Jst4kicks 16
lol good day, and congrats!
kayPandastyle 15
well there's a story and a scar for your future kids entertainment lol congrats!
JasonUMN 15
Everybody had to have been shocked!
howardom 10
what a shocking experience
perdix 31
Who brings a taser to dinner? In my day, wine was customary.
HeartOfLead 24
Wine? I thought the trick was to use chloroform... Have I been doing it wrong?
perdix 31
#41, yes, wine is for people you want to see again. Chloroform is for when you want to "hit it and quit it."
aklm15 14
This is one of the funniest FMLs I've read.
Laxoxo224 8
Good thing you weren't having sex