Today, my best friend and I went to the movies. There was a hot cashier, so I thought it would be cool to talk in a British accent to try and be sexy. I walked up and started talking when he interrupted me and said in a very heavy British accent, "I know you're faking. You can stop now." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went through a fast-food drive-thru and gave my order in a perfect British accent for fun. When I got to the window, the cashier handed me my food and said, "I love your accent!" Caught off guard, I replied, "Oh, thanks a lot!" in my normal New Jersey accent. The confusion on her face was priceless. FML
Today, while working alone, I decided to just try some random impressions, and so I ended up doing a French accent when a customer walked in. To avoid embarrassment, I had to continue faking the accent as he struck up a long conversation with me. FML
Today, for the second time this week, I was asked to stop putting on such an obviously fake "British" accent. I am British and have lived here all my life. FML
Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
Today, I was at the local drive-thru with my boyfriend. While we were picking up the food, the asswipe at the window thought it hilarious to copy the scene from "American Beauty" and pretend that we were a couple and that I was cheating on him. My actual boyfriend believed it and won't talk to me. FML
Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend about a cute guy that girls are afraid to even speak to, so I then decided to march right up to him and say hello. When he smiled at me, I stood there with my mouth wide open, but I made non-coherent words. He asked me if I was a foreign exchange student. FML
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
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tinuelena 0
what's the point of faking? if you got a date, you'd have to keep it up 24/7.
deven7 0
Wow, you're really stupid.
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Comments (294)
punky_fool 0
what a loser lol
flyyinfinity 0
You deserve it for having a crap fake accent! He probably wasn't really even british, or the likes, you most likely sounded terribly predictable. :/ That'll learn you.
bananapie 0
Yeah since when is British synomymous with English? There's Scotland, England, Wales and Northern Ireland too. I always found it odd how America has so little variation in accents compared to Britain which is much smaller. There's a distinct difference between Glasgow and Edinburgh accents and we're only 40 miles apart.
argghhh_fml 0
british accent? we dont sound like the movies. so its a bit hard to do a british accent combining 4 different countries. so YDI for thinking you can do a british accent when the stereotypical british accent isn't used by anyone would you believe me if i did an american accent "we all sound different"
JellyBellie89 0
Youre Name shouldnt be dammit but:WHAT THE **** WAS I THINKING! hot britsh guy wow maybe he likes americans youll never know will you
brainstewdgeek 0
You should have called her out. She could have been faking.
salamader 0
ergh americans trying to impersonate an englsh accent, is there anything more tragicall awful?
f0rever 0
This is like a script from a deranged and slightly questionable movie.... You: Hello sweetheart, how are you today (British accent) Cashier: I know you're faking, please stop. You: *cuss him out in Mandarin* =EPIC
ChelseaChops 1
Britain doesn't just have one ******* accent, you know. I dread to think what accent you were trying to do, because i live in the UK and there's nothing remotely sexy about any of the four countries accents.
marquisrs 0
your gay
alexmonty 0
but wales is cool