Today, I was staying over at my boyfriend's house, sleeping in his sister's room while she is away at college. I left my necklace on her dresser. When I came back, it was gone. His mother saw it there and thought it was her daughter's necklace. She hid it so I wouldn't "steal it". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lost the beautiful necklace my boyfriend gave me for Valentine's day. I looked everywhere, and couldn't find it. My sister held the bag while I dug through the stinking trash, then after I cleaned everything up, took it out of her pocket and said she was pretending it was lost. FML
Today, I came home to my mother-in-law wearing the gold chain which I usually keep in a hidden drawer. I searched my drawer only to find out my chain was missing. I asked my mother-in-law if she took it and she keeps denying the fact that she stole it from me. My husband is on her side. FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were wondering whose extra spare key was on the counter when we came home. Turns out it's his ex's and she returned it, while neither of us were home. We're still taking inventory to see what's missing. FML
Today, I was lying in bed minding my own business when my mom entered the room. I was proposed to a few weeks ago by my boyfriend, and my mom came in to tell me that my boyfriend's mom was on the phone. Turns out, he stole the engagement ring from her drawer. FML
Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, while on vacation with my family, my mother told me to put my phone in her purse, so it wouldn't get stolen. Someone stole her purse. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
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Top comments
jdfml90 0
I would get your boyfriend to steal it back. He must believe you.
justsayfuck 5
An awful mother in law.. It's almost too cliché.
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Comments (51)
M0llie 0
I agree with 7 mabey his mum abd dad wouldn't let her in his room?
M0llie 0
33 you seam so wise. :)
Elenachka 0
well thank you love (if that's not sarcasm lol) :)
slayinvisible 0
have your pussy boyfriend five you a new pearl necklace
varkey 7
Did you get it back? If not, it's them that stole it from you... FYL anyway
lonelyman36 12
Why would his mother think that you'd steal anyway?
Dashelle 25
What a bitch.
kittykat1501 31
Wow better go straighten that out. Update, pls
ghost ➳ 7
I would slap the shit out of his mom for thinking I'm a criminal
Wadlaen 24
So, to avoid you stealing your boyfriend's sister's necklace, your boyfriend's mom stole your necklace? Sounds logical when you think about it... And I'd have a talk with your boyfriend's mom if I were you, about trust within the family and stuff.
hopejm 5
that sucks on quite a few levels. sorry.