Sexting
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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Who dis? New phone
Today, my girlfriend's phone was stolen. I have no idea who I've been sexting the entire afternoon. FML
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vinnnyd 4
Hopefully it was a woman.
DocBastard 40
His name is Chuck. He thinks ur so hot.
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Helloilike_lacro 8
Hopefully it wasn't a guy that would be awkward
Tezoma 28
The fact that it was a stranger and not his girlfriend isn't awkward anyway?
bjf10 22
It could also be hilarious.
SpottedZebra42 14
37 - It sounds like you have yet to be introduced to chat roulette
23musiclover 3
It would be hilarious if it was a dude and e sexted him back...
misspulkadot24 17
Well, assuming they were playing along, I'd say you made someone's day a little more interesting.
bestnameright 14
Spread the love!
CharliesCool2084 8
That's why you shouldn't use technology for those kind of things. Wait until you see her personally, I'm sure she'll enjoy it more.
Church_Vii 4
This isn't being too considerate of long distance affairs, you know, keeping up the excitement while forced to be apart.
SlayerElite 1
long distance relationships should not happen, no matter what social media can do, if you dont see them physically, then it is not a relationship. and dont send any stupid reply about how someone had to move away or what have you, my piont still remains
Nekogami 14
You're quite the self absorbed and mis-informed little twat, aren't you?
janelly16 7
So basically you're saying that if someones husband/wife was in the army they should just break up? You sir are a dumbass
ant1ion 12
32 and what makes you say that? Is it because you think having sex Is the only way to have a relationship? I'm pretty sure people can do what they want if they can handle it, I know I can
TheMathMajor 26
Yeah... I've been with my boyfriend for 4 years and every year I leave for college out of state. Just because a relationship can be labeled long distance doesn't mean you don't see your SO ever. And as important as the physical side of a relationship is, the emotional and communication side is probably much more important to a healthy long lasting partnership.
DocBastard 40
SlayerElite - You are a terribly misinformed little boy, aren't you? (That's my nice way of calling you a ******* idiot). My girlfriend (at the time) and I were separated for 4 years while I was in medical school. We got married after I graduated. We've been happily married now for 10 years and have two children. I'd LOVE to hear your thoughts on that. Come on now. Speak up!
krysxkatastrophe 14
32- I happen to be in a long distance relationship. We have been together 2 years and we have a relationship just as healthy as any other relationship. If you respect and love somebody as much as we do for each other, distance shouldn't matter.
tcook912 9
#32- Just because it's long distance doesn't make it any leas meaningful of a relationship. I've been with my boyfriend for 3 years, long distance, and it's people like you that I absolutely can't stand.
klovemachine 24
32 = wrong wrong wrong :)
klovely22 13
32- You sir, are an idiot.
krysxkatastrophe 14
All I can imagine is some old, lonely man who looks like he is in some way related to Jabba the Hut.
howrudoin 11
Hopefully your girl has that "find my phone" app if its a smart phone. Other than that she might be SOL.
kimg0885 23
How does an app for your phone help you find if it is lost?
Angelrose2004 17
Smart phones usually have gps. An app called "where's my droid" can use the gps to pin-point it's location. It also turns the ringer on and rings if you lose your phone while it's on silence. Most handy app i've found.
4everGrateful 4
How dirty you must have felt once you realized.. Ha FYL.
olpally 33
If your name is Quagmire, you're golden! Giggity! :D
gracehi 33
Perhaps it's best you never know. o.O
perdix 31
How could you tell? Were the responses actually hot and sexy compared to your girlfriend's inane, babyish prattle about her "kitty cat" and erotic fantasies of shopping with YOUR credit card?
FMLKitten 15
I agree with perdix. Especially about that "kitty cat" part. Sure, it's flattering at first, but once it's been going on for 3+ months, you start to realize how much of a freaking lunatic your owner is.