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Today, my girlfriend's phone was stolen. I have no idea who I've been sexting the entire afternoon. FML

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Hopefully it was a woman.

His name is Chuck. He thinks ur so hot.

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hateevryone 15

I bet it was some female that stole it. I bet.

Special_Psycho 8

Damn dude. Maybe you should make a code word in case this happens again. Like Hy-you-tamee

Or her mother...

celine21_fml 0

Oh god!

White_like_dat 3

Doesn't matter. Has sext.

That's kind of kinky.

Cowgirl9999 8

Did they reply?

If it is still lost and the perp doesnt now you know you should sext some deriously mesed up stuff involving killer clowns and hot candle wax fetishes. Then talk about the bodies you hid ;) Maybe they will freak out and call the cops then you know who stol the phone voilla :D

that's just funny lol

I find it very difficult to sext.... Just saying...

Hope it wasn't her parents off for a joke....