Sexting
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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Who dis? New phone
Today, my girlfriend's phone was stolen. I have no idea who I've been sexting the entire afternoon. FML
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vinnnyd 4
Hopefully it was a woman.
DocBastard 40
His name is Chuck. He thinks ur so hot.
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vinnnyd 4
Hopefully it was a woman.
TriflingAllDay 6
Shemale.
Futacy 30
You were sxting Mr. Herbert.
ImJK_fml 0
Pedobear !!!
Rocky007 15
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
slurshies 11
did you get any replies?
kooochris1995 14
Today, my mom borrowed my phone without telling me, she sexted my boyfriend all day, FML
JackeeDawn 9
Seems how you are comfortable in the sexting department. I would just like to know; when you are sexting do you get phoners in place of boners..?
zandalee 20
Out there somewhere is a very over-excited sweaty forty year old male with a hard on. At least you managed to make someone very happy today.
Lexi_princess 3
If OP found out it was a man then I would love to see his face.
celine21_fml 0
I know right. What if it was an old man O_O
beacbum7 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You shouldn't of been doing it in the first place.
Syneriam 7
Not to be rude #2, but why not? If they're dating and (im assuming) are old enough and intimate then they can do as they please. Just my opinion.
_Oblivion_ 12
Sounds like you have a very strong hand
sniperkit 10
Not only is it have*, but they're dating each other so it's not like he knew that it was a stranger. Give him a break.
Kimitte 1
5 - #2 Probably said that because it's illegal here in the United States. I live in the U.S., so I know this. Just saying that that's probably why #2 said OP shouldn't have been sexting.
CJ0106 1
Sexting isn't illegal in the United States...
sonicgreg 12
85 is a british fag(not a cig you brit) who made that up on ze spot.
R3TROxLOV3 32
85, what the **** are you talking about? Sexting isn't illegal in America. Please know what you're talking about before you go off spouting incorrect information on FML. Minors are the ones who aren't really allowed to sext, but it doesn't stop them.
Futacy 30
85- WTF are you talking about? sexting is only illegal if you're under the age of consent.
cristy91 33
It's illegal to send nude photos when the people are minors because it counts as child ****. If they're not, then they are allowed (although I'm not too sure if it's allowed when they're in different states since that deals with interstate laws)
onlychildFTW 34
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Well good thing they didn't send pictures then! Or maybe bad they didn't of they are a hot woman. This is why you shouldn't sext. I don't get why people do it. It seems pointless to me.
DocBastard 40
People do it because it's fun, arousing, playful, sexy, and can lead to actual sex once you're together. Does it still seem pointless now?
Warden1986 16
#22 amen!
xXUND3ADcityXx 0
I think 3 is single
onlychildFTW 34
Yes 22. I still find it pointless.
DocBastard 40
In that case, my suspicion that you're an idiot has now been confirmed. Congratulations.
emILYissoocool 0
Just hang with Jill, she doesn't sext either!
mrsmillsy 10
I'm too scared that I'll accidentally sext my mum instead of my husband, so I tend to tone it down before it gets too much.
23musiclover 3
Wish my girlfriend thought that way jajaja just kidding but you got a good point there sir :)
onlychildFTW 34
Hmm I'm an idiot because I think sexting is stupid? Well so much for voicing my opinion.
DocBastard 40
No, you said it was pointless, not stupid. There's a big difference. There is clearly a point to it, but you are absolutely welcome to your opinion that it's stupid. I happen to share that opinion with you.
sniperkit 10
Oh jeeze. Well, it's not like you could have known. FYL
dog1999 2
What a sexting waste!
FirstTigerHobbes 13
Sorry sir, your pun is invalid.
llamafish 25
That was a pun?
Lil_Mac1213 2
I hope your girlfriend finds her phone! Hopefully if she does, you two can look back on the sexting bit and laugh it off.
ebonyirony 29
It was stolen...
KML92 6
Doesn't mean she can't find out who has it and get it back. Won't likely happen but still possible.
IcedJesus 5
Or learn from it ;)
klovely22 13
59- There are a few phones that can be tracked. So she could find out who took it.
onlychildFTW 34
And she could track it, lock it, and make it ring a full loudness for awhile. Assuming it is an iPhone. I'm not sure what androids do.
emeraldisle 30
I hope for your sake it wasn't a minor.
Klefhomacked 11
What if OP is a minor himself?
gc327072 31
Ooohhh the plot thickens....
emeraldisle 30
Well in that case, I hope OP didn't end up sending them to a pedophile.
BatemanFML 0
^ am I just retarded, or does this comment make no sense?
BatemanFML 0
Wait, I am retarded. Got it now.
MichellinMan 20
for all we know it could be an alien finding out information about humans to TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
FMLKitten 15
Well, all that alien found out was about OPs love for ********. Nothing really interesting there...
jjohnson26559 1
Better than sexting no body I guess?
DocBastard 40
His name is Chuck. He thinks ur so hot.
MURIKKA 11
And that you have a purdy mouth.
downvotegrammar 3
12: *you're
FML_14u2c 14
His name is Chuck and he wants to f**k!
Inheritance 10
Hopefully you weren't sexting a minor.
Googoo27 12
77-Nice work making a reply completely irrelevant to the original comment. Do people do that just for their comment to be seen?
Rectumended 3
95 isn't that kind what you just did?
Googoo27 12
107-The question was meant for 77, so no.
Bliss391 7
Have her track her phone and see if you can figure out who has it .
TheDrudgeChild 4
Not all cell phones have GPS, though.