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Today, my girlfriend's phone was stolen. I have no idea who I've been sexting the entire afternoon. FML

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Hopefully it was a woman.

His name is Chuck. He thinks ur so hot.

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Copy everything you wrote and paste it and send it to her later.

It was me and the whole goat thing is illegal bro'

That means you stole his phone and are going to be arrested

52 - It was a joke moron.

karen1991 15

Did you enjoy it?

clarajo12 1

Lol

sexting? are you 12?

Dallasluver19 14

Last time I checked they didn't let 8 year olds on FML.

MolesterStallone 13

I have a feeling the conversation is going to end up on Facebook...

sweetmama88 6

Sorry to say it but you deserve everything thats comming your way, you shouldn't be sexting anyone . You better hope that you didn't send pic of your private area .

Oh no, not his private area! Anything but the private areas!

Dallasluver19 14

This is why you don't sext.

Because someone might steal the recipient's phone and pretend to be them? That's totally a great reason. Thank you for your input, it's changed my life so much.

58- but sexting is fun.

Dallasluver19 14

67- 78- No. People commit suicide every week because sexting ruined their life. Embarressed them. Search some videos on YouTube.

Jeez, "embarressed", really? I'd contemplate killing myself too if I couldn't spell such a simple word correctly. Hey, you know people kill themselves over relationships too? You'd better not date anyone ever, then!

And why is that such a bad thing!?! It could be another girl and now she wants you!!!

Thief: "today, i stole some girl's phone. I regret it because the pictures and texts that were sent to it will scar me for life. FML."