BadFather
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Australia
Who am I?
Today, I discovered my wife and I have referred to our two-year-old as 'Cutie' or 'Beautiful' so many times she won't respond to her own name. FML
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weepingangel_fml 7
Good job. I applaud you. Now you must go get her name legally changed. I can just imagine 23 years in the future when a guy is hitting on her: "what's your name, beautiful?" "My name's Beautiful." "Your name is beautiful? What is it then?" "Beautiful." "Okay, but what is your name, cutie?" "You know my middle name?" "How would I know your middle name if you won't even tell me your first name?!" "My name is Beautiful Cutie." "oh, you're flirting back now?" "I give up."
artsyfox 3
at least she will grow up with confidence.
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weepingangel_fml 7
Definitely says "SHE won't respond to HER own name." just saying.
Wheredidgrungego 12
Let's face it, there are worse names she could be responding to. Beautiful would actually be a pretty cool nickname.
KindaFunnyRight 8
Just wait till the teen years then she won't respond to any name
Hamcons 1
So true!
TipOfTheHat 10
Your setting her up for her future behavior: Princess
Torva_fml 16
You're.* Bitch please, being a princess is a full Time career!
LukaInTheSky 3
*full time. No random capital.
paschale 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Yep that's one vail self entitled brat you're bringing up there...
ScaughtieHolden 11
Judging by the happy emoticons, I'd say he isn't taking anything too seriously.
ILoveTabz 0
When she gets older, she's gonna be a conceited little bitch.
benderbot19 0
Hopefully she won't be stupid like you and put her phone number in her FML profile.
threer 30
Because believing you're beautiful and cute is bad.
GameOver008 1
Then change her name to beautiful.
evamusical 12
Its not a name
fatalhit2 0
Anything could be a name. I know someone with the name pretty. It all matters on what the parents want to name their kid. I can name my kid backpack and it wouldn't matter if it isn't technically a name. It all matters on what the parents decide.
Alexisthebestest 16
I went to high school with two sisters named Lala and Love. There was another girl named Seventeen, because it was her parents favorite number.
LivyGirl0611 9
?ok, that's a little strange.
neonblue120 6
Post pics I think well be the very harsh judges of that.
drawmesunshine 17
You sound like a pedobear. Actually, commenting right here is making me feel a little uncomfortable. I'll just excuse myself now.
NaoPudding 8
Stop calling her those things then! I know you think she's cute, but it's not good to call her that all the time. My mom called me so many names when I was a little kid, that I thought all the names she called me were my real names. I was a confused kid. Your daughter is probably confused, plus calling her those things all the time could cause her to turn out to be vain.