Today, I finished my shopping at Costco, and realized I'd forgotten where I had parked. After scouring the parking lot for 20 minutes, I called the police and filed a report for a stolen vehicle. I then remembered I had bought a new car yesterday and parked it right next to the entrance. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I couldn't find my car in a mall parking lot. After 30 minutes of searching, I reported it stolen to the mall security. It turns out that I'd parked it on the opposite side of the mall. Security escorted me to my car, all while giving me pitiful looks. FML
Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
Today, I finally found a parking space directly outside my apartment after driving around for 20 minutes. I celebrated, parked, and walked upstairs. Ten minutes later, I realized I'd left my car running with the keys still inside. FML
Today, I took the bus after work. When I got to the remote parking lot, I realized my car had been stolen so I called the police to report it. When they came to take a statement and asked me when was the last time I saw my car was, I replied, “This morning, when I drove it to wo… Oh.” FML
Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML
Today, I thought my car had been stolen because I couldn’t for the life of me find it in the office car park. I panicked and called the cops, only to remember I had taken my bike to work. FML
Today, I found an empty parking space in a crowded parking lot. When I came back later, a lady and a cop were standing by my car. Her car used to be parked there and got stolen. They think I'm involved. FML
Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML
Today, I was leaving my job at a huge mall. I couldn't find my car anywhere, so I panicked and flagged a security officer. I cried while he drove me around for miles in the endless parking lot. Then, suddenly, I remembered. My friend had dropped me off in the morning. FML
Today, I woke up at 7 am to take my last final. When I got to the parking lot, I realized my car was missing. After speaking to the police for 3 hours, I called my girlfriend to let her know what happened. She then told me I had parked on the street the night before. So much for the 8 am final. FML
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doubledee93 6
guess someone shouldve had their v8
airforce987 20
Strange. When I get a new car, I always park it so far in the back that no one would ever park near it.
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Comments (158)
TheyCallMeDamien 18
cops love when you waste their time like that
blahblahblah5_x 13
How would you forget you bought a new car? That's not some casual minor news lol
fleurie 6
We all have our off days. Anyone who claims otherwise is full of b.s..
Leslier_fml 4
Lol good thing it wasn't a multilevel parking lot then huh
FuckYouScience12 8
I would never ride in a car with you.
josiemorehouse 12
OP, you're an idiot. I got my new car over 4 months ago, and not one time did I ever 'forget' about my new car. That's pure stupidity. Wow. Maybe you should take the new car back and get your old one, to save yourself from future confusion. Save the money up for some ginkgo or something.
Justin0481 5
So, you're saying that you have never been absent minded at all in your entire life?
AholeCop 11
I think he's saying he spends more on ginkgo than his car.
Metallica36176 16
It must not have been your dream car or you wouldn't have forgotten so easily. With this economy I say you're like everyone else, buy something that just gets you from point A to point B.
mpalmiter4717 8
OP, I would think as soon as you took out your keys you would immediately remember that you bought a new car. Oh, by the way, I sincerely hope nobody needed those officers for something serious. YDI
karen1991 15
....how stupid are u?
lea3829 7
Hey isn't the store costco in the movie "The watch"?:D