Today, my friend, who I'm moving in with, flew up to drive from Pennsylvania to Texas, where she lives, with me. I went to the airport to pick her up and we discovered she accidentally flew to the wrong airport. On the other side of the state. I'm driving through the night to rescue her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as a good friend, I went to pick up my buddy from the airport. I arrived at the wrong terminal and waited for an hour before realizing he had landed an hour earlier at the other terminal. By the time I found his whereabouts, he'd already taken an Uber home. FML
Today, I went to the airport to pick up my friend. It wasn't until I got there that I realized I'd come on the wrong day. Her flight arrived yesterday, so that explains her radio silence for the past two days. I just thought she was in transit, but turns out she's pissed at me and wants me to pay for the Uber ride she had to take home from the airport. FML
Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Today, I was following my friend to her house in my car, because I didn't know where it was. I'd been following her for at least an hour when she pulled into a gas station. Turns out I'd been following the wrong car. I have no idea where I am. FML
Today, I was helping my friend pack her carry on for her vacation. I drove her to the airport, and after her plane took off, I noticed I put my cell phone in her purse. Her vacation is 2 months long. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML
Today, unbeknownst to me, my wife cancelled our airplane tickets because she didn't want to face her fear of flying like we had agreed. Now, we're going to have to take another week off so I can drive 3000 miles cross country, while she sleeps in the shotgun seat because her licence expired. FML
Today, at the airport, I was waiting for my best friend who's been away for over a year. I spotted her, ran over, yelled her name, and jumped on her back. It wasn't her. It was a complete stranger who was somehow more terrified than I was embarrassed. FML
Today, I helped my fiancé pack up and head to Texas for a business trip. I'm not only going to miss him, but I'll also miss my car keys that I accidentally left in his car. I drive for a living. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend is moving to Arkansas, and my girlfriend is going with him. FML
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UserDoesNotExist 12
Not all heroes wear capes
kerfinoctulus 7
How do you fly to the wrong airport?
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IorvethTheXolo 8
At least the destinations aren't switched and you're having to rescue her from the other side of Texas.
ssnow_fml 20
Sucks OP.
pukeupmyfiesnow 10
Dot worry I live in Pa and it's not scary unless you have to go to south Philly. Don't go to south Philly you'll get raped and stabbed multiple times. You no what just don't get out of your car in Philly.
pjsr 33
Watch out for a couple of guys who are up to no good The might be makin' trouble in that neighborhood If you get in one little fight and your mom gets scared She'll say, "You're movin' with your aunty and uncle in Bel Air"
Miss_Whipped 43
Although it's south Philadelphia, not west lol.
denise_jo 5
best friend of the year. you my friend are amazing
BaconCrispy 10
That reminds me of an episode of Austin and Ally.
thinkingclairely 6
You're the real MVP
Thor1012 28
I'm so glad I live in a small country with only one major airport. That really sucks
zzctdi 3
Yeowtch.... the PA Turnpike is a bear and a half to drive, especially at night. Be careful!
CarleeLynneXO 5
you're a great friend
Bugg27 15
Well, that's an adventure for the books when asked about your best friend by your grand/children lol