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Today, I woke up in a field 3 miles from where I'd passed out drunk. This wouldn't have been too bad if I didn't have to walk home through town without my pants. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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your super drunk powers far surpass mine haha

immediately presses YDI

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That sucks

Nyc__Princess 0

that's what you get for being an alcoholic

redneck2599 7

don't drink that much then dumbass

This is why dave chapelle is always right!! Never pass out in front of whote people!!!

TheDrifter 24

Now now, it might not have been white people. They might have been non white Dave Chappelle fans.

did you hear the sound of a banjo after you woke up?

u sure nothing happened to u there?

Perhaps you should try wearing two pairs of pants next time you go drinking. That way, if you lose one, BAM! Extra pants!

so? I walk around without my pants on either. it's what us pimps do. ;)

you are so fierce

Were you not concerned at all that maybe you were raped?