kronin
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Where am I?
Today, I woke up in a field 3 miles from where I'd passed out drunk. This wouldn't have been too bad if I didn't have to walk home through town without my pants. FML
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jessisaur 0
your super drunk powers far surpass mine haha
marinus_fml 20
immediately presses YDI
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Stargenx 6
SUcks to be you.
allenrotstein 0
Thid belongs to a comedy movie! hilarious!
biass 0
The question is: Are you a male or female?
SwiftCashew 0
YDI for getting drunk. Seriously? What's with all the alcoholics these days. -.-
yake12 0
39: That is a funny cow.
flotar 0
39, passing out and getting his pants stolen once doesn't make him an alcoholic... and that it's not a funny cow ;)
Thawn 0
some people just can't handle alcohol
snagglepaste 0
53 don't shove your opinions down my throat!
woofis 0
*ahem* 39, there is a big difference between passing out drunk and alchoholics, alchoholics don't pass out.
iHOOT4Hooters 0
If Adam and Eve could cover themselves up, then you can too!
120796gators 0
hmmm sounds like the Hangover a little bit
DenBriZel 31
YDI. That's all. No debate about it.
marinus_fml 20
immediately presses YDI
Randen_fml 0
agreed. Do you feel sore in certain places?
ashboust 0
hahaha 16. that was good. real good. haha
ChubEchaser 0
tequila? happens to the best of us!
marinus_fml 20
hahah happens to the best of us alright. The only time I been shit-faced was when I had tequila and sake (some Japanese fermented rice stuff) that packs a punch lol
validus 0
sake from Hokkaido is rly nice
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Mmmm, sake. Sake is sneaky, though. It's so smooth and mild going down, especially when warm, that you can drink a ton of it before your brain gets the "Hey-o! We're hammered!" message. That shit is like a Gremlin at Ramadan once it hits— it will tear your ass up, metaphorically AND literally. O.O The plum kind is especially yummy, but I think it's not technically sake. There's a different name for that.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Addendum: Turns out there are lots of plum sakes, but I was thinking of something different, called Umeshu. It's a Japanese plum liqueur.
HighStakes 0
A Gremlin at Ramadan... Nice analogy #78
Dodlaf_fml 4
did you get raped?
rhanana 0
sure sounds like it, whether OP thinks so or not
nekocuppycakes 0
Totoro-kun!!
AmazingAnna 0
lol it takes skill to go 3 miles from where you passed out AND lose your pants
zerobahamut03 2
hey, as least you had some sort of underwear on right? no biggie, as long as you didn't drink and drive.
Sam_13161821 0
Lol been there? But you're like 11.
TiffanyBlews27 0
LMAO!!!! That's HILARIOUS!!!!! XD
BrittaniiFTW 4
Stop
Hopersz 0
Lol **** that hella sucks lol
Graawr 7
hah! you deserve it for being careless.
pandalovesreggae 0
Perfect example of ugly Asian girl right here. WTF are you doing you're not a cat.
DocBastard 40
...says the admitted ditz with the "most best boyfriend." Listen, sweetheart, I hope that you are just trolling and don't actually believe the filth that is spewing from your piehole. If you're trolling, then I apologize to the FML community for feeding the troll. If you're not, then I feel sorry for you and your most best boyfriend.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Whoa there, #94! #9 is most certainly not ugly. Bashing the appearance of others is pointless...
SirSantpoort 0
94 - You are ugly! Go back to your trailerpark you piece of trash. Oh, and btw. your bf must be blind to go out with a girl like you..
Graawr 7
Lmao 94 you don't have any eyebrows. :D
Snowlight_fml 7
Do ugly girls *really* have to call the pretty ones ugly in FML? Not the first time I've seen this xD
shadexilmaendu 4
Aren't ugly and pretty like, all matters of opinion, maan?
jessisaur 0
your super drunk powers far surpass mine haha
mattman1994 0
yeah, he can teleport