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kronin This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

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Today, I woke up in a field 3 miles from where I'd passed out drunk. This wouldn't have been too bad if I didn't have to walk home through town without my pants. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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your super drunk powers far surpass mine haha

immediately presses YDI

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You deserved it, but it sounds like you had a good time. Too bad you can't remember. Dumbass.

@the drifter- you maybe right but I just had to say it

that's why I don't drink a lot

I'd worry about if I was raped or not :P

Ydi for living in a town.

Pablo is that you?!

sounds like a fun night... well other than that drunk butt sex you got yourself into

Userismyname 0

"Shit happens when you party naked"

kittykiller897 0

On Tuesday night?