Today, I went to 7-11, where the cashier asked me if I had the app to get rewards. She then looked at me and said, "Never mind, I can tell you don't." I guess I have no control over my resting bitch face. FML
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Today, at the store, I didn't hear the cashier when she asked if I had a loyalty card. She took one look at my naturally bitchy-looking face and muttered "It's my JOB to ask, jeez." FML
Today, I went to a grocery store after work, exhausted. I nodded politely at a woman who smiled at me repeatedly. I realized at checkout she thought I was someone she knew. I nodded through a full conversation without knowing who I was pretending to be. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store where this really cute guy works. I swiped my card but the machine wouldn't read it. I swiped it quickly some more before getting frustrated and saying, "Your stupid machine doesn't work!" He took the card and turned it around. His face said it all. FML
Today, while working as a cashier, I was flirting with this cute girl. When I asked her if she had her store card she said, "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?" I said, "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?" She said no. I didn't know I could just enter the card number. FML
Today, I got fired from my job for having a resting bitch face when I get frustrated or when I'm concentrating on my work. According to them, I have to work on my "anger issues." FML
Today, I decided to work on my social anxiety by ordering some food. I waited in line, practicing my order in my head all the way. When I got to the front, I said my order with no mistakes. The cashier just stared blankly at me until I mumbled, "Never mind..." and left. FML
Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes, "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it this much." FML
Today, I went to the Asian Grocery. I politely smiled, bellowed, “Hello!” and kind of waved to the cashier as I walked in, to which he gave me a blank, scared-for-his-life kinda look. Turns out he was actually just another customer. FML
Today, I was chatting to a cashier I see quite a lot, trying to be as charming and as unsmarmy as possible. When she asked if I wanted the receipt, I panicked and said, "No thanks, I don’t believe in paper." She looked at me like I was an alien. FML
Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML
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Top comments
iamamistake 15
Its ok, many others suffer from resting bitch face. You're not alone
kkelly22 15
Sorry OP, I know how that is. I'm usually a very content person but according to others my face says otherwise 90% of the time.
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Comments (33)
iamamistake 15
Its ok, many others suffer from resting bitch face. You're not alone
fuckpotato 12
Yep! I am also a victim.
ThrottleJockey 36
I didn't know potatoes had resting bitch faces.
The_Potato_Lord 15
They do.
kkelly22 15
Sorry OP, I know how that is. I'm usually a very content person but according to others my face says otherwise 90% of the time.
Emma1562 35
I feel you
squizzlebee 19
I'm the same, at work today my supervisor asked me why I had "a face like a slapped arse". It was just my face.
xyris_fml 28
resting bitch faces unite!!
cricketsins 36
I feel for you. I am also someone afflicted with RBF.
goodread2200 10
I know what you mean - I have RBF too. It does help to make an effort to smile sometimes and see the difference it causes to those you come across. Years of teaching little kids (they respond really well to smiling) and in customer service has given me plenty of evidence.
Mama4ddk 15
I'm sorry, but at least you are not alone, you are in good company, many of us have constant RBF. Mind Over Matter, you don't mind because they don't matter. I hope the rest of your day is good.
Magnoxidans 19
Maybe you just didn't look tech savvy?
zeffra13 31
I would have assumed they thought I didn't have a smartphone.
htownpostman 16
My wife always says I look pissed off coming in and out of the gas stations..
saxaddict122 14
It does suck if EVERYONE thinks you have a resting bitch face, but I've gotta say that if it keeps clerks at stores from harassing you about rewards programs every time you're trying to buy something then there's a serious silver lining to this one. Nobody needs a membership card to every goddamn store.
noluckimblessed 11
It's 7/11 not 7-11
InfiniteSunshine 32
I can't see the location on this FML, so maybe it varies by the area, but it isn't necessarily spelt 7/11. The way the store itself actually spells it's name is 7-Eleven. So 7-11 would be correct to use as the shortened version, since the store uses the dash in their actual name.