Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her place with flowers and dinner. She opened the door wearing pajamas… and standing next to her was another guy wearing the same pajamas. They both looked at me like I was the intruder. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her apartment early. I climbed through her bedroom window, holding flowers. I got the wrong window. Some old man screamed, hit me with a broom, and called the cops. FML
Today, I went to surprise my girlfriend, who was at work at Target, with flowers. I asked the employee at the entrance if she was there. When he asked who I was, his face lit up red and he started profusely apologizing, stating, “She told me you guys broke up.” before guiding me to her area. News to me. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by cleaning the entire apartment before he came home. I even lit a candle and put fresh flowers on the table. When he walked in, he stared at everything and said, “Did someone come over?” My boyfriend thought a cleaning service had been hired. FML
Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML
Today, I knocked on the door of my friend’s apartment to surprise her. It opened, and an angry stranger shouted, “Who are you?” at me. I then realized I was on the wrong floor of the building. My friend still doesn’t know I almost barged in on her neighbor, because I'm too embarrassed to tell her. FML
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TEAZO 0
oh damn cheating on you the whole time. im sorry im sure u can do better.
summer_spell 0
what a bitch. hope you know how many girls wished to have a boyfriend who surprised them like that.
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Comments (183)
caughtinrumors 0
thts so sad :/ im sorry
tthreat23 0
yeah i kind of agree with #18, 2 years and you haven't been over to her place? where you just banging that bitch in the park or something bro. never felt the need in 2 years to check out her crib. c'mon. something's up here.
optex210 0
lol #31
drpepper000 0
They really need to add an "I call shenanigans" option beside the "I agree"/"you deserved it" options.
amodelqueso 0
This is another story I believe was cut off before the true end. I'm extremely sorry for you if the woman really was your girlfriend, but the way you describe the guy and cut the story off there makes me think you really were at a different appt and just thought the girl sounded sorta like yours.
hubba 0
sorry to hear that. Just out of curiosity, how come it is the guy opening the door, when it is the girl's apartment?
ifeelasif 0
i know exactly how that feels
iforgotmypass 0
wow. i feel sorry for you.. that woman is sucha ****. :
Fuck34 0
If I were you, I'd pull out a nine an bust a cap, grab your sack, and say "what now, ho?!"
shehzeenahmed 0
theres no excuse for cheating. im sorry man. she's a horrible person for cheating on you, and she's obviously not that smart to let him answer the door. and i know so many girls who would love to have a boyfriend like you, surprising her with flowers and dinner like that. so from what it seems, youre a good catch and im sure you can do better.