Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her place with flowers and dinner. She opened the door wearing pajamas… and standing next to her was another guy wearing the same pajamas. They both looked at me like I was the intruder. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her apartment early. I climbed through her bedroom window, holding flowers. I got the wrong window. Some old man screamed, hit me with a broom, and called the cops. FML
Today, I went to surprise my girlfriend, who was at work at Target, with flowers. I asked the employee at the entrance if she was there. When he asked who I was, his face lit up red and he started profusely apologizing, stating, “She told me you guys broke up.” before guiding me to her area. News to me. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by cleaning the entire apartment before he came home. I even lit a candle and put fresh flowers on the table. When he walked in, he stared at everything and said, “Did someone come over?” My boyfriend thought a cleaning service had been hired. FML
Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML
Today, I knocked on the door of my friend’s apartment to surprise her. It opened, and an angry stranger shouted, “Who are you?” at me. I then realized I was on the wrong floor of the building. My friend still doesn’t know I almost barged in on her neighbor, because I'm too embarrassed to tell her. FML
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TEAZO 0
oh damn cheating on you the whole time. im sorry im sure u can do better.
summer_spell 0
what a bitch. hope you know how many girls wished to have a boyfriend who surprised them like that.
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Comments (183)
_parsnips 0
DAMN what a bitch?!
pookie13 0
ah. who says that his girlfriend didnt just move in. just because hes been dating her for two years doesnt mean she's been living in the same place for two years.
Karikaru 0
OUCH that almost made ME want to cry.
Vehicle 1
It's stuff like this that makes me so mad. I would never do anything like that to my boyfriend. Quite frankly, I'm sure there's a girl out there who would never do anything like that to you. I think your idea was so, so, so, incredibly sweet. You deserve someone who deserves you.
Jschro14 0
Better to know about it than not. It makes me think maybe I should "surprise" my girlfriends like this occasionally, might find out things that are good to know sooner rather than later.
CPTobvious_fml 0
How are you that oblivious?
jadedinjuly 0
that's terrible, what a *****.
iBou_fml 4
how terrible, fxxking *****, sorry dude.
Conrad_fml 0
This clearly means you need to set up a revenge plan.
xbaybaygirl 0
I hope you slapped her