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Today, one of my bosses came into work and told me that they had seen my dad's twin in the supermarket holding hands and kissing a much younger woman and her baby. My dad doesn't have a twin. FML
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mubaki 18
that's what you think
JFox 8
Um.. I think he meant to use "twin" as a phrase. I.E, "you could be twins!"
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_Skies 0
LOL TWENY SEVEN
AmericansAreDumb 0
LOL DOUCHE
Person1233 13
Nice stereotyped name.
lilmisslovely13 15
fail
coopcas 0
I think she meant that the baby could be her dad's, with the younger woman. As in, she has a very young sibling.
Failurewithacapi 0
Naruto Shadow Clone Jutsu
rakhil11 7
#30 ftw, anyone? And despite what a lot of people said, I think your boss was trying to tactfully inform you that your dad is cheating on your mom. Unless they're divorced?
deliapearl 0
time to do a little surveillance on dad
SupaBouncyBall 0
aha. either your dad has another family you don't know about, orrr a twin brother you don't know about.
chrismace 11
It was nice of your boss to tell you in a discreet way. If that really was your dad FYL. You might have a baby sibling.
csigabajnok 0
Maybe that person is a twin of somebody who looks a lot like your father. Sounds ok, innit? :)
mijzelffan 0
it's his evil twin ;) everyone knows that evil twins aren't realated by birth. Or your father is his evil twin :o
jphon 0
why there are some people who say that you deserved that? you didn't do anything to deserve it!
frootloopkicker 0
OP, I think you've taken the comment completely out of context. I know I say to people all the time that I saw their twin, which I (typically) use to say I saw someone who looked similar to the person and made me think of him or her. Your boss most likely saw someone who bore a resemblance to your father and thought to tell you when he saw you again at work. I wouldn't take it too seriously.