Love, Work Cheating What the…? - FML

What the…?

tor - - United States

Today, one of my bosses came into work and told me that they had seen my dad's twin in the supermarket holding hands and kissing a much younger woman and her baby. My dad doesn't have a twin. FML

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mubaki 18

Friday 10 July 2009 9:30

that's what you think

JFox 8

Friday 10 July 2009 9:31

Um.. I think he meant to use "twin" as a phrase. I.E, "you could be twins!"

Kiyaralovestolol 14

Sunday 13 January 2013 5:36

I smell scandal and divorce. FYL

ecascio2010 9

Tuesday 14 May 2013 1:56

Sounds like your dad is leading a double life.

nhi1221 9

Monday 28 October 2013 8:00

Maybe he just looked like your dad? Everyone in the world has a few "twins" in the world. It could be a coincidence that your dad's twin lives in the same area.

fantasyworld 37

Monday 7 July 2014 23:04

He has a clone.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 8 July 2014 9:19

I just find it odd that he mentioned that to you...but look alikes are possible it may not have been him

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Today, I had a job interview with a man that I got drunk with at a bar on Saturday night. He spent an hour telling me things I did that I don't even remember. FML

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Today, I received a few new fish for my aquarium as presents for my birthday. It just so happened that these fish were carrying diseases that left me with a tank full of dead fish. Happy birthday. FML

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Today, during a dinner party, some friends brought up how sweet, innocent and caring they thought I was. I had to sit there as my drunk boyfriend cut them off and loudly argue that I was neither sweet nor innocent, and really nothing that special at all. FML

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Today, some friends got upset with me as I wouldn't leave work early and cycle 12 miles to meet them to fix their punctures because they had no spare tubes or repair kits. The same friends that always mock me for being so prepared on bike rides. FML

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