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Today, one of my bosses came into work and told me that they had seen my dad's twin in the supermarket holding hands and kissing a much younger woman and her baby. My dad doesn't have a twin. FML
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mubaki 18
that's what you think
JFox 8
Um.. I think he meant to use "twin" as a phrase. I.E, "you could be twins!"
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blalien 0
Is your dad the kind of person that a lot of people look like?
SupaBouncyBall 0
those kinda people suck.. ya never know who you've seen and who you haven't D:
24788 7
Maybe he just meant that he looks like someone else?
sexymessy 0
Yeah that's what I was thinking, Well here's to hopeful thinking. But don't do ANYTHING till you know for sure!
grlwitperlEring 0
Yeah that's what I was thinking too around here that's just an expression meaning that you saw someone who looked a lot like them
cpatrick820 3
Uh...I don't know about you, but I've been told "I saw your twin today" a thousand times, talking about people I've never met. I think you're taking it out of context.
I_am_stupid_also 6
Maybe your dad decided to run for mayor. Was it open mouth?
teehee520 0
At least they weren't quick to assume your dad's a player? =s But it definitely does suck, you had to hear it from your boss.
BAMunroe 0
Don't stress it, man. If he was seen from afar, it's very possible that it wasn't him, so you're almost safe. Almost.
HelloImABamf 0
that sucks :| hopefully your boss just thought that they looked similar, which is why he said "twin"
tuesdayheights 0
I like how you put "and her baby" in there, as if it's somehow more offensive because he's kissing a baby, too, hahahaha.
jimmyjamesyall 4
Yes, it's not terrible to think that her father has a child she doesn't know about. The poor girl's boss was clearly trying to break the news that she saw the father out with another woman gently. Like, in a way that almost leaves some doubt even though there really isn't any.
PumpkinTarte 0
So the **** what? He clearly meant a lookalike!
DanEL 0
Hmm. I'm more inclined to think your boss said that knowing full well your dad probably doesn't have a twin, so as to pretend it was an innocent observation. That way he isn't the bad guy telling you something that unpleasant; rather, he'd know your reaction would be "What? My dad doesn't have a twin!" and he'd say something like "Oh. Holy crap. I didn't realize. I'm so sorry; I feel terrible now." etc.