Love: What just happened? - FML

What just happened?

By myrie - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I asked a guy out on a coffee date, and we started talking about our mutual careers. At the end of the date, he asked me if I had any more questions about job opportunities or any more advice, then shook my hand, and gave me his contact card. FML

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thehazeman 0

Monday 9 February 2009 2:08

yeah, you can't do that to a guy if it's a coffee date, it's like a business meeting, not a DATE date

maybaybe 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 3:27

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newburton13 26

Sunday 26 February 2012 4:56

Can we all say clueless?

Jakespeed207 4

Monday 15 April 2013 18:07

You just got co-worker-zoned! XD

PerditaDessa 38

Tuesday 2 September 2014 11:19

I think this is the first FML with a follow up where the follow up didn't tell us anything new.

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