Today, I got a letter from the state that I'm being divorced. I've never been married. FML
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Today, my divorce certificate arrived in the mail. Reading it felt like I was punched in the face by a brick. FML
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Today, one of my best friends and I both got mail. She got her wedding invites to send out; I got my divorce papers. FML
Today, I got a separation agreement from my wife. It was sent from the lawyer she spent the long weekend with right before she told me it was over. FML
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
Today, I finally found out who has been sending me hate letters, it's my husband's ex-wife. They've been divorced for 7 years. FML
Today, I received two letters: an eviction notice and a Dear John. Neither went through the mail. FML
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Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
They can see your future! You're in the Twilight Zone! Run for your life!
RichardPencil 32
Just shut up, take half the community property, and run!
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Comments (22)
dexter420 21
You must get around. Being divorced by a whole state
dexter420 21
Its just a woman trying to get more undeserved alimony
saffy66 34
Probably a mix-up with someone with the same name. Get to the bottom of it.
teaspoon04 15
If only I were so lucky... been trying to get divorced for three years but my ex won’t cooperate. And since I don’t have money for a lawyer it’s dragging out....
Davros 12
Counter sue for alimony
Agent JPN 9
The fact that you didn't know that you are married is probably why they are filing for divorce. I mean seriously.... you really should have put more into the marriage before this point.