parasheeeet
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Birmingham, United States
What did you expect?
Today, after months of trying to train my cockatiel to perch on my finger, he finally trusted me enough to fly from his cage and land on my hand. I panicked and accidentally backhanded him across the room. FML
Top comments
jsan727 17
I'm not an expert, but I don't think that's how you play angry birds...
Emma1562 35
Awe your poor bird. I hope that doesn't ruin his trust.
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Comments (94)
DevilsShadow 5
Time to wait a few more months...
SlapsKnee 12
Maybe OP just wasn't expecting it?
TAntobella 14
BOO! I bet OP has just thrown his phone through the room by reading this comment. **** that bird's life, not yours.
Witchylady 18
Just plain nasty. That is terrible. Your its will never trust you again. Maybe a paper bird would be easier for you too take care off. And you can colour it any colour you like
VampOfSavannah 31
That poor bird, you don't deserve his trust! Put him up for adoption and get a stuffed animal, you crazy bitch.
dangfam 4
OMG lmao
Lotsatissues 4
LOL
zykrithium 22
Yeah... hopefully PETA doesn't get a hold of this FML
Rubly 10
I can't stop laughing i'm such an awful person
stellasue11 38
i got in a hanger fight with my brother and accidentally hit my cockitel and broke its wing :(