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What did you expect?

Today, after months of trying to train my cockatiel to perch on my finger, he finally trusted me enough to fly from his cage and land on my hand. I panicked and accidentally backhanded him across the room. FML

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I'm not an expert, but I don't think that's how you play angry birds...

Awe your poor bird. I hope that doesn't ruin his trust.

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alyciawatkins37 13

This is the saddest thing

sp00derman 23

gotta keep your pimp hand strong

How to loose trust in 3...2...1

The force is strong with this one..

No worries OP, accidents happen sometimes. I remember a time when my husband was trying to be romantic and wake me up with a morning kiss and I punched him in the mouth accidentally.

GoogieWithers 25

Clicked 'You deserved it!'. Your bird, however, did not.

LalapaloozaChick 14

well you ****** that up.

I never knew if I gained my conures trust or not. Sometimes he would cuddle under my neck or in my shirt and purr!! Literally. And other times I would have bite marks and scratches all over my arm. Birds are confusing.

#41 Exactly!

Not very good under pressure are you OP?

I feel was worse for the bird than for you!