Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML
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Today, it wasn't until I heard something fly off the roof of my car and hit the trunk, then asphalt, that I remembered where I left my phone while unlocking the car door. FML
Today, I left my phone on the roof of my car after pumping gas. I drove off, and it wasn't until I heard a thud that I realized what had happened. Now my phone has a gash in the screen, and it's receiving angry texts from my girlfriend that I can't answer. FML
Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML
Today, I was driving back home when I saw a yellow object flying off my roof of my car through the side mirrors. I thought nothing of it, then I noticed that I didn't have my phone with me. That's when I realized that the "flying yellow object" was my phone. FML
Today, I was finishing up at the gym and packed my bag to come home. I set my phone on top of it for a second as I knelt down to tie my shoes. Less than a minute later, I grabbed my bag to walk out, forgetting that it was on top. It tumbled to the ground and smashed. Guess I need a new phone. FML
Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML
Today, I dropped my phone in the parking lot and it landed next to a car tire. As I reached to pick it up, the car backed up and ran over my phone and my hand. Hello, emergency room! FML
Today, I was driving down a highway during rush-hour. I heard my phone ring and couldn't find it. I bent down to feel around for it and got in an accident and totaled my car. The ringing? A commercial on the radio. Where was my phone? On my dresser at home. FML
Today, my smartphone fell out of my cargo shorts pocket onto the floor of my friend's car. I didn't even notice until he drove me home, where I noticed that the pocket was empty. FML
Today, I helped friends move home, and since we couldn't all fit in their car I took the bus. While waiting, my new phone slipped and crashed on the floor. It now has a cracked screen right between my two overpriced phone protectors. FML
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Top comments
doxer 13
Sounds lucky, smells lucky, tastes lucky, BAM the luck is gone.
holly_fly 34
I've done this before, but it fell into a crack on my truck... It was the most terrifying thing ever. At least you didn't lose it though, right? It's costs less to replace a screen than the whole phone.
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Comments (62)
Tomryan279 10
You jinxed it? Lol
biopilot17 9
How do you trip over a pebble.. Do uk what a pebble is? Cuz if u do either I are really clumsy or u don't know the correct word to use
FluffyNutella 14
I have a gravel driveway so its made out of very small rocks/pebbles
mswim 27
Tripped over a pebble? Damn, and I thought I was clumsy.
gamernation89 10
Wow you had good luck and bad luck all in one usually that doesn't happen but that's why companies make phone cases so this doesn't happen lol
fucktammy 14
Sounds made up crap
Catdragon 40
This sounds like something that would happen to me. Like the other day my mom asked me to unplug the tv so she wouldnt trip. As I went to unplug it, I tripped on it. At least I got it unplugged though. I love how life likes to do that kind of stuff. You could be doing something reckless and not get injured, but then get severely hurt by tripping over a trash can or in your case, a pebble.
dhiran_singh 16
It is time to get the Defender Otterbox
luciorossari 8
I repair phone screens if interested.
butterfly403 12
I honestly can't figure out why you're bitching OP. You still have your phone and someone else isn't using it to take pictures of their junk. Be grateful it didn't fly off your car on the drive home and completely get shattered.
jvanevery 19
there's some form of karmic arithmetic going on here.