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Today, I found out if you slide down the stairs on a foam mattress topper, it just folds under instead of sliding. Then you slide the rest of the way down on your knees and break your nose at the bottom. FML

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crazy_cat_lady 0

Thank you for the extremely funny visual. That was wonderful!!!

Haaa! Oh dear, GIANT FAIL!!!

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lol I used a laundry basket when I was 6 made it down 15 steps before I got caught the last step. broke the drywall with my head.

shithappens2memo 0

I feel bad for you;/ I'd totally do that lol

pinktaco84 0

Lol Good to know.

katejoy225 0

wow, that must hurt. d:

That's why I always do that inside a sleeping bag

MandathePanda24 0

Very detailed! Thank you for informing us. But I've slid down in a clothes basket before and my stairs have turns I broke my left arm and neck. It was quite the experience

Broke your neck? As far as I know, that would imply that you are now paralyzed from the neck down.

You should have held the front end of the matress up to keep it from sliding under

Today, not really today, i found out the girl i like that i met in camp lives in another state. FML

I tried that when I was three with a cardboard box. I rolled down the stairs and faceplanted the door. It just means that you've lived!

kaylanicole1695 12

I did the same thing before, except I didn't break my nose