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Today, I found out if you slide down the stairs on a foam mattress topper, it just folds under instead of sliding. Then you slide the rest of the way down on your knees and break your nose at the bottom. FML

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crazy_cat_lady 0

Thank you for the extremely funny visual. That was wonderful!!!

Haaa! Oh dear, GIANT FAIL!!!

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Been there, fortunately I sustained no injuries. Sorry about your nose.

That's pretty funny. I feel for you though, just a good story is all :)

hahahahahahahahaha thats epic.

YDI. Dumbass. Thanks for jacking up everyone's health care costs.

You're an idiot if you didn't see that one coming. If you want to slide down the stairs you have to pull up on the front half of the mattress so it doesn't jam against the steps. Retard.

how did u find that out

always works for me ydi :P

Welcome to Alabama.

ISeeStarsBitchh 0

Epicc fail. Lmfao. Stupiddd! Use a sleeping bag, a comforter, or anything with a smooth surface =D Works wayy better than those shitty foam pads :/ Hahaha I loved sledding on the stairs when I was little xDDDD

ISeeStarsBitchh 0

[Im number 115] Ohh. And you ass might hurt afterwards. Rofl.