madelynn
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, the guy I have a huge crush on came with me to my house to study. I was warmly welcomed by my drunken mother laying naked on the floor. FML
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Bob65803 0
Good for you. They say most girls look like their mothers when they grow up... Gives you both a chance to see the future and him a chance to run or a reason to stay...
tnlander 20
incest is best when your mother's undressed.
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tnlander 20
incest is best when your mother's undressed.
Pantaloons 0
speaking from experience?
smexykero 0
no from poet's point of view
lpgurl4life 0
Get ur damn mom to a meeting...
PeteyPablo12308 20
Wow... That's actually really sad. Get her to an AA meeting. You might consider Al-Anon for yourself. Al-Anon is a support group for family and friends of those with an addiction.
gordongekko_fml 1
we've all done that before, doesn't mean we need aa
skorpien 1
Speak for yourself. I've never been so drunk that I stripped naked and passed out nor have I ever had that urge. Anyone who has needs to either limit their drinking or, if they can't, get themselves to an AA meeting.
CIngus 0
Did he tag her? oh the fun to be had.
alwa7sh 2
It's ok just say you parents are into modern art and that naked lady is your new carpet.
sweetstuffFML 1
I'm sure that'll work out well xD creepy family
MrBond007_fml 6
this was hilarious. haven't laughed like this in a while!
davidjr_saldana 0
sounds like u have a trainwreck of a mom as for the situation, it rly isn't that bad i'm sure he'll understand that every dysfunctional parent has an off day i mean would you prefer that she would have been fingering herself? >_<
SluggerJ 7
maybe he has a better family then yours
AwkwardPartyBear 24
Thats very odd... very.... so- what did u study? Greetings in different ways? Say No to drugs?? Or just your mom lying there in general?
brootalxkeni 0
brootal.
oldenuff2party 3
thats so ghetto lmao