Today, four days after moving into my new house, I woke up to a guy yelling, "Fuck you, Claire" followed by a brick smashing through my living room window. Now I know why Claire was so eager to finalize the sale. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I moved into my first house and realised pretty quick that my estate agent lied to me about how great this neighbourhood was. I was in the house for 30 minutes when I heard the neighbours having a screaming domestic in their garden, then a brick flew over the fence and broke my eye socket. FML
Today, I moved into my new house. The previous occupants failed to tell me that they'd recently kicked out their crazy crackhead son, who seems to think they've paid me to pretend that they've moved out and that I'm the new owner. He wants back in. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Today, I moved in with an older gentleman renting out a room. Tonight, he had a domestic dispute with his girlfriend, who threw a lawn chair at my car. FML
Today, after months of peace and quiet since January, a new family moved into the apartment below me ten minutes before I was about to go to sleep. They've been here for 30 minutes and already they're stomping and banging doors all over the place. FML
Today, after my old downstairs neighbor, who would come upstairs to bang on my door and yell at me every time she heard a sound from me at all times of the day, had finally moved out, it became clear that my new downstairs neighbor gets drunk and yells at the TV in the early hours of the morning. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML
Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML
Today, I was getting ready to go pick up a few things for much-needed projects around the house, when I heard my husband yelling from the basement. The lawnmower had kicked a rock through the expensive sliding glass door we just finished paying off. The rattling refrigerator may have to wait. FML
Today, I got home to my wife surrounded by plaster, old cement and bricks, and a fucking massive hole in the kitchen wall leading through into next door's kitchen. Apparently she tried to put up a shelf and the wall “fell down”. FML
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ColorOfSoul 19
Write her new address on a note attache to brick and throw it back.
gosh_mate 30
I will still file a report with the police, especially when there's a direct link to who could have done it. Damaging property is quite a violent act.
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Comments (49)
worldclassrager 41
This will be an interesting meeting with the brick thrower
geminijojo 10
Send a brick back.. "Claire no longer lives here.. So u MUST be asshole."
UH60 26
Not only did you post this twice, but tossing a brick back that calls the guy an asshole might not be the brightest idea. Obviously brick dude is already nuts. Also, you'd think the second time around you could correct your comment smh
Xion0014 20
....is her last name Redfield? Sorry i couldn't help it.
Lalala579121 28
I was thinking Farron, I could understand the brick then.
Xion0014 20
Meh i hate ff13 so i wouldn't think of faron xD
Lalala579121 28
So do I, but that's the only Claire I know.
Xion0014 20
I know her as lightning, im a big RE fan so i thought of claire redfield roflmao xD
Richard6036 13
Get A sign made which states Claire does not live here no more
cr500guy 11
I hope he knows Claire is no longer there
Lalala579121 28
I have a strange feeling he doesn't.
bapbap_fml 15
Obviously he does not..
interesting33 37
I'd call Claire and ask her if she knows who it could be so you can go to the police
takeittoem 8
File a police report, and give them Claire's full contact info so they can investigate this bullshit. If you live somewhere it won't be unnecessarily embarrassing, a sign in the yard saying "Claire moved, I've called the police" can't hurt.
Lukeeeeee 14
Make my day law, if someone threatens you with a brick like that shoot them!
deltax 8
try to get in contact with Claire, I sure she would be happy to give you what you need to press charges
sortablondish 7
my name is claire...