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sigh This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Medford, United States

Weird request, but OK

Today, my daughter told me that when she dies, she'd like her ashes spread on her laptop. FML

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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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You can't get in the way of true love

And this is one of the many reasons why technology is taking over our lives.

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Comments (140)

fuckmebutdontfml 16

hahaha I love OPs username, its exactly what I tought when I read this! Oh and OPs dauhter has issues.

Put some clothes on.

iseyixes 18

46- you have a hot body, yes I would **** you. 61- stop hating just because your not hot.

Computer love, love, love, love....

Well she is like the gurus from india but of techonologia

Its robosexual time!

That's an interesting place to spread ashes.

HayleyNicole94 0

Bitch please, I want my ashes pressed to look like my phone. BOOM.

Hell, my Alienware gaming PC seems like a very proper place to spread my ashes. Such beautiful machinery.....

Um, okay. She's thinking she'll die before you (if she didn't then why did she tell you?). Prepare for possible suicide attempts.

twisted_cherub 14

Plenty of people die young without committing suicide. It's something to plan for, especially when it comes to issues like comas and life support. No one wants a repeat of the Terry Schiavo case. Poor woman.

Is this an fml because u were hoping to get her laptop when she dies? Wait a minute... Y is she telling u this? Will u even be around when she croaks? Keep an eye on her op. O_O