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This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Medford, United States
Weird request, but OK
Today, my daughter told me that when she dies, she'd like her ashes spread on her laptop. FML
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sarahlouise0506 10
You can't get in the way of true love
supimnyancat 9
And this is one of the many reasons why technology is taking over our lives.
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jigglesden 1
It's a Tashiba? No... An Ashus..
stevenJB 25
That actually sounds a little awesome
TheThree 0
I think it's time to get her some help for that addiction...
janerose21 3
love ur profile pic!!
TheThree 0
Thankies :)
SarcasticUnicorn 9
No one can get rid of the Tumblr addiction.
THExistentialist 13
haha. "click like if you are missing her. comment to say your few words. a funeral app is being made to symbolize this ancient tradition. message your requests for an invite to the app. RIP."
JoshO_o 4
Your lucky she didn't specifically say to open a link, cough cough
JAB2010 1
When you make a joke, it should also make some semblance of sense. Just throwing out Internet lingo doesn't automatically make it funny.
leannez 21
Why didn't you bring her outside? Hikes, walks, sports.. Hell, anything outdoors would be fine. But you choose to leave her alone with laptop. Be an active parent....
twisted_cherub 14
I agree. Parenting has a lot to do with this FML. It's one thing to let your kid use the computer, but a problem to let it become the center of their life. Hopefully she lives long enough to discover the real joys in life and finds something truly meaningful to love.
BobbieH 19
I'd have to agree as well that parenting is the core issue here. The OP deserves it for raising this child or more specifically not actively raising this girl.
THExistentialist 13
ashes to ashes, dust to... the keyboard.
iloveursister 4
kids these days....
HooHooHa 6
Sounds like a voodoo ritual to me.
KM96 24
Great idea! So nobody else can use it! Plus why would anyone want to use it?
JAB2010 1
You *could* still use it--just wipe her off first. :)
KM96 24
Ha ha - good point! Disgusting though! :P
KM96 24
Ha ha! Good point! Disgusting though! :P
KM96 24
Ha ha! Good point! Disgusting though! :P
KM96 24
Sorry about the many replies - my iPod froze it so I reposted and it spazzed :P ha ha sorry
Birdie_Sage 0
What a great life your daughter has lived.