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sigh This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Medford, United States

Weird request, but OK

Today, my daughter told me that when she dies, she'd like her ashes spread on her laptop. FML

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You can't get in the way of true love

And this is one of the many reasons why technology is taking over our lives.

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Does it work the other way round too? if her laptop dies is she going to cremate it and rub it over her body?

I'll agree that technology is important, but it's still just a tool. I can't imagine anyone wanting their ashes spread onto a set of wrenches or into a chainsaw or something. Your kid needs some better perspective on life.

so? i would too. that is if i had my own laptop

Her ashes/flakes are already spread all over her laptop. Just turn it upside down and see. :/

It's rather worrying that she doesn't realize (1) by the time she dies, laptops probably won't even be a thing any more, and (2) unless she dies young, telling you is pointless.

creative. better than spreading over the sea

Do it. IT'S YOUR DAUGHTER'S LAST WISH!

tatonka_felton 5

Hahahaha

Whats worse is my cousin said when he dies he wants his ashes put in his wife's ******... He's 8..

how old is she? that'd be cute from a 10-year-old...